What the Fk were you thinking? Throwing sai @ one another? I wouldn't be a bit surprised if I open-up YouTube some day & see something like this:
Shakey camera, someone's back yard, couch & Ford Pinto on blocks in the background.
Mei - "Hey, look @ me...I'm a ninjer" (throws sai @ buddy)
(Buddy catches sai & flings it back)
Mei - "ow,ow,ow,ow,ow" (hands clasped over his chest, sai protruding, shirt getting redder, blood dripping on the ground)
(off camera laughter as Mei stumbles around) "Hey dude, you stuck Meibukan. Your in deep $hT now"
Mei - "@$$hole...now you owe me a new shirt" (falls over)
Commentary: Another candidate for the Darwin Awards