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#279743 - 08/16/06 10:08 PM Re: Famous Trolls Through the Ages [Re: oldman]
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If I may, I would like to begin with a short selection from Razwell's illustrious career here. This one was one of my favorites, made me laugh so hard when I read it, that I saved it:

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IT WAS SOOOOO HUMID IN CANCUN TODAY THAT EVEN THE HAIR ON MORGAN FREEMAN'S ASS WOULDN'T COOPERATE




Oldman -

Don't forget Knocko! Remember him? Dr. Science who thought out and thoroughly researched every aspect of every post - except when he was totally, completely, bass-ackwards wrong? Mr "Ninjutsu is illegal/extinct outside of Japan"?

BWAHAHA
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#279744 - 08/16/06 10:10 PM Re: Famous Trolls Through the Ages [Re: oldman]
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#279745 - 08/16/06 11:09 PM Re: Famous Trolls Through the Ages [Re: oldman]
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you guys think you could recover the insightfull troll posts from www.archive.org

I feel like I missed out on all of the ma master trolls

ROFL @ bjjskn

Love this guy

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"WELL LISTEN UP CUZ I WIL REALLY GIVE YOU SOME GREAT INSIGHT. I STUDY EVERYTHING. NOONE BEATS A FIGHTER WHO IS GREAT IN EVERYTHING. I DONT HAVE A STYLE. I AM A FIGHTER. I MIGHT KICK YOU IN THE HEAD AND KILL YOU WITH A TKD KICK OR PUNCH YOU WITH A BOXING OR KARAT EOF KUNG FU PUNCH AND KILL YOU. I MIGHT TAKE YOU TO THE MAT AND TAP YOU OUT. I MIGHT LET OYU HIT ME AND SADISTICALLY ENJOY IT. I MIGHT TAKE MY HUGE MUSCULAR ARMS AND GET OYU IN A HEADLOCK. I MIGHT BODY SLAM YOU LIKE I SAW ON WRESTLING. I MIGHT GET YOU IN AN AIKIDO LOCK
I MIGHT BITE YOUR EAR OFF. I MIGHT DO ANYTHING!! I MIGHT RUMBLE YOU ON THE STREETS LIKE A BRAWLER OR A STREET FIGHTER. I TRAIN IN ALL THE STYLES."


Edited by pepto_bismol (08/16/06 11:19 PM)
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#279746 - 08/16/06 11:30 PM Re: Famous Trolls Through the Ages [Re: pepto_bismol]
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#279747 - 08/17/06 12:00 AM Re: Famous Trolls Through the Ages [Re: oldman]
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Where do i start? Tank, Vegetasama, batgirl, tadpole350, masterblaster, TKDfighter69, ki is awsome, rooslin....the list is endless. Being the fortunate one to moderate the sword arts, pressure points and energy arts sections i was lucky enough to witness MANY trolls first hand. Near impossible to pick a favorite.
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#279748 - 08/17/06 12:28 AM Re: Famous Trolls Through the Ages [Re: laf7773]
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Edited by JoelM (08/17/06 01:02 AM)
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#279749 - 08/17/06 01:05 AM Re: Famous Trolls Through the Ages [Re: JoelM]
spectrum Offline
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Joel,

Martial Arts, Morgan Freeman, Cholesterol, Gerit Baddenhorst?

Do you know who Gerit Baddenhorst is?

I thought Razwell was Oldman

You gota admit that Andy Kaufman kind of stuff amusing.

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#279750 - 08/17/06 01:29 AM Re: Famous Trolls Through the Ages [Re: spectrum]
SubZero Offline
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Registered: 11/03/05
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My first post here I was banned because they thought I was Razwell...all I thought was SHEEESHH these guys have NO sense of humor...lol

I think it was Eyrie, actually. It would seem more aikido-esque of him to let me ban myself, but oh well.
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#279751 - 08/17/06 08:17 AM Re: Famous Trolls Through the Ages [Re: laf7773]
MattJ Offline
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Where do i start? Tank, Vegetasama, batgirl, tadpole350, masterblaster, TKDfighter69, ki is awsome, rooslin....the list is endless. Being the fortunate one to moderate the sword arts, pressure points and energy arts sections i was lucky enough to witness MANY trolls first hand. Near impossible to pick a favorite.




AHHHHHH!!!!! OMG, I forgot about batgirl! Jeez laf, you had some winners with the ki-nerds, didn't you?
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#279752 - 08/17/06 08:25 AM Re: Famous Trolls Through the Ages [Re: rideonlythelabel]
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That was truly an entertaining read. Thanks for that. What a nut job...
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