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#278041 - 08/18/06 11:12 PM Re: Zombies! [Re: rideonlythelabel]
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Damn human rights activists! Enslav e the zombie race!!!
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#278042 - 12/15/06 10:47 PM Re: Zombies! [Re: Stormdragon]
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I know this thread had been dead awhile but I just had to revive it it's that good.
What if they had the brains on Land of the Dead and the physical abilities of 28 days later? And they had taken over the world like in land of the dead?
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#278043 - 12/15/06 11:26 PM Re: Zombies! [Re: Stormdragon]
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You guys are lucky. I'm screwed if a zombie outbreak occurs here.

Firstly, I'll be faced with MT boxer zombies. Faster, stronger, agile and really really tolerant. Imagine having to block kicks from a zombie. *sigh*

Then I would need to move to the north, where I will be faced with millions, no billions of zombies pouring down from china. And some of them are Shaolin monks!

So I decide to evacuate down south, where I will be faced with explosive zombies or terrorists.

I wouldn't go to Burma as I would get lost in the thick forest nor Cambodia as I would probably step on a mine at the border.

My options;
Plan A. Drive to the house of my favorite actress in this country, drag her into the car while at the same time eliminating "opposition", get food/supplies, ps2 with loads of games, wireless laptop then go to my Yacht in Pattaya, Thailand (Beach area) and set sail. Hopefully we'll live it out, and maybe see 1 or 2 Taison Jr.

Or plan B. Get the riot suit, shield, morning star and go berserk on anything that moves, living or dead. Time to take revenge on those living! Boss, here I come, you're going to pay for all those OT I did without pay! Partners! You are going to pay for stealing my projects!

Plan C. Go to Mcdonald's, eat your fill, and then just go on a rampage before the end.

Quote:

What if they had the brains on Land of the Dead and the physical abilities of 28 days later? And they had taken over the world like in land of the dead?



We'd be dead.

-Taison out
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#278044 - 12/15/06 11:59 PM Re: Zombies! [Re: Taison]
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Hey it's no better here where everyone has an arsenal of guns and ammo and knives and big trucks. I mean I'd be dealing with thousands of redneck zombies!
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#278045 - 12/17/06 01:21 AM Re: Zombies! [Re: Stormdragon]
crablord Offline
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Registered: 08/10/06
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Loc: Australia, QLD, GC
I can just picture playing the game where you snipe the celebrity zombies....

Matt Daemon ------*BANG
Julia Roberts-----*BANG
Sean Aston--------*BANG
Matthew Broderick---*BANG

ITS THE SANDRA BULLOCK ZOMBIE!! RUN!
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#278046 - 12/17/06 01:24 AM Re: Zombies! [Re: crablord]
crablord Offline
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I forgot Martin Sheen
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#278047 - 12/17/06 07:45 PM Re: Zombies! [Re: crablord]
Chen Zen Offline
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Katana, 36 inches of death, strapped to my back, sheath protecting my spine. Throwing spikes on eack forearm. Act as a bite shield and projectile weapon. Tanto, nine inches, along the lower back. Inside the jacket, weighted shuriken and throwing knives. Also serve to protect my ribs. On my hands, long spiked knuckles. To fascilitate hand to hand killing. On my knees, spiked knees guards and my tabi would be equipped with knives on the soles. Quick release style, like a switchblade. My shins would have bamboo shin guards. All in all, the only exposed parts of my body would be the thighs, shoulders, biceps, and head. however, this would be corrected with a light chainmail underneath an outfit that looks like this I leave millions dead in my wake...
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#278048 - 12/17/06 10:43 PM Re: Zombies! [Re: Chen Zen]
Taison Offline
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Ninja!
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#278049 - 12/17/06 11:42 PM Re: Zombies! [Re: Taison]
Chen Zen Offline
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Exactly.
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#278050 - 12/17/06 11:59 PM Re: Zombies! [Re: Chen Zen]
Cord Offline
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Registered: 01/13/05
Posts: 11399
Loc: Cambridge UK.
Quote:

Katana, 36 inches of death, strapped to my back, sheath protecting my spine. Throwing spikes on eack forearm. Act as a bite shield and projectile weapon. Tanto, nine inches, along the lower back. Inside the jacket, weighted shuriken and throwing knives. Also serve to protect my ribs. On my hands, long spiked knuckles. To fascilitate hand to hand killing. On my knees, spiked knees guards and my tabi would be equipped with knives on the soles. Quick release style, like a switchblade. My shins would have bamboo shin guards. All in all, the only exposed parts of my body would be the thighs, shoulders, biceps, and head. however, this would be corrected with a light chainmail underneath an outfit that looks like this I leave millions dead in my wake...




As long as the zombies do not work out how to activate an electro-magnet in your vicinity, you will be fine. You will also have to use extreme caution when going to the toilet (all those spikes will not be fun when wiping your butt )

Personaly, I would add NFL pads with spikes like 'Legion of Doom' had in the 80's.
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