Good grief no! Thats not what I meant at all

*cord puts post-it note on screen to remind him to use more smilies*

there is a lot of animal rights activism in UK, and they target everyone from the scientists to the guy who delivers the milk, and have a particular dislike of the pesky security operatives who keep them from causing disruption (me), so my knee jerk reaction is always slightly defensive of my own love of animals.

As for if they were making zombies and mutant monsters- I would love that- I would do some undead tameshigiri (spelling) with my Paul Chen Katana

I'd use a steel baseball bat. Average length. Talk about busting skulls.

http://www.mrjardinage.com/photos/Actualite/Retaille/86952339_MJ450G.4.jpg

I'd want one of these bad boys. We call it a "débroussailleuse" over here. The high-end ones will slice through a tree the size of your forearm (except for Cord and Dereck's) in a single swipe. Think of it as a weed-eater on steroids.

chainsaw will do me some good, noise will probably attract more though so id use only if i have to fight.. if not a wooden bat will do, or a shovel

This would depend on what type of zombies they were. Are these the slow moving zombies like is Shaun of The Dead or can these things move fast like in the newer version of Dawn of the Dead?

Slow moving would obviously be better and I could react much faster plus escape easier. Plus those dam things were so stupid I could fake being one of them. If they are fast moving then I want something that fires fast, has a grenade launcher plus has a flame thrower on it ... something like the M41-A Pulse Rifle that Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) used in Aliens. Plus I'd like to have Blade's Sword for those close moments.

Frankly, the reason I got involved with martial arts was to defend myself against the undead.

Now I know you are all thinking "You can't use karate against zombies" But you'd be wrong. Dead wrong. Bwwwwwwwhahahaha!

Go to 2:30 of this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enaQ41BlAbU

WARNING! If you are squeamish, best not to look at this one.

I guess I'll be buying myself a helmet today.

Say that zombies (as in the new dawn of the dead) started infesting the cities and taking over the civilized world (as in the new dawn of the dead). how would you go about the situation to survive?