ATTENTION ALL SALES PEOPLE! PM ME FOR RAZOR'S PHONE NUMBER!!!!

Cancel the account.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xIVZ9b0RgmY

I would bet Matt would cancel your FA account quite quickly if you asked him.

I hate it when you go to Subway and ask for "a little bit of lettuce" on your sub, and they give you half of a head of lettuce.

If I wanted a salad, I'd have asked for a salad.

And the [censored] spinach costs extra.

It never fails. On the day of the week that you wear a nice dress shirt to work, you get pulled in to do one of the worst grunt jobs imaginable. You dont mind that because it is part of the job (management gets dirty too if the problem is big enough) but losing the shirt, man, that sucks. The stains never come out.

How about when you turn on ESPN, MSG or any of the other formerly interesting sports networks, expecting to watch baseball, or hockey, or some other physical activity that even remotely resembles athletic competition, and all that's on is freaking POKER!!! And, just to make matters worse, it's CELEBRITY POKER!!! Just what I want to watch...a bunch of rich, pampered, self-absorbed nit-wits and their mutual admiration society, gambling with some wealthy sponsors money. These days, sports television SUCKS!!!

I went to coney island this morning for the annual 4th of july hot dog eating contest. I didn't plan on winning, since I eat very slowly and get full quickly.. but I thought it would be fun to compete. BUT THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BECAUSE I'M NOT 18!! SAFETY PURPOSES?!!!

I highly doubt that I will eat my myself to death..plus I'd love to have free hot dogs.. could use the weight.

On the bright side, it was cool to watch Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi eat 53 and 3/4 hot dogs in 12 minutes, setting the new world record.

Most people have to win regional qualifiers to get onto the show. I don't think they let anybody just walk up and get on stage to chow down.

Well then expect to see my amateur debut next year

Gonna start practicing now.

I don't know if I should...I have never..oh why not. I absolutely and utterly despise incompetent leadership. Some people should seriously eat a bowl of ebola-o's for breakfast then come to work just in time to expire beneath my grinning face. Hell, let's just say incompetence in general, anybody that suffers from it should be doused with hot grits. And anyone more arrogant than me should also slap themselves involuntarily for 3 hours straight. Grouchy fastfood cashier's, and overly watchful store clerks can play in traffic. Politicians and the mainstream media and Bill O'Rielley can take a walk....in Afganistan...alone..dressed like Uncle Sam shouting "We want you" in Arabic. Disrespectful children, unfit mothers, deadbeat dads are held in enormous amounts of disdain. I will one arm napalm punch a bigot in the face if given the chance at the rare case of overt racism, black, white, asian it doesn't matter, everybody will get a taste of fried fat fist. Extremely long forum posts, responses that actually are more sound than mine, and cooler screen names suck major glute. Getting beatdown by a noob in Halo 2, Cigarette moochers, going $10.01 at the gas pump, nosey mofos, and gossipers are filthy evil cretins, who are a cancer to the planet, and should have perished with the last ice age.

Ahhhhh.