Aw come on now, the last vaguely respectable movie he made was 'Glimmer Man', and that was what- 9 years ago?!
Are you really suprised that his new one blows goats? I'm not
Look up 'Segal' in the dictionary and you find it is a generic term that can be used as an alternative to any of the following words.
'Frown' eg. 'why the segal? cheer up mate!'
'Fat' eg. 'Man, I am Segal! must have put on 20lbs over Christmas!'
'Domestic violence' eg. 'they were arguing right in the middle of the street, then he just upped and Segal'd her!'
The guy is a moron, its just now he is a moron who cant do fight scenes, making him completely
useless to mankind.