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#24321 - 04/01/04 02:05 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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There are many stlyles of kung fu
Praying Mantis and Monkey are two
But the one gays prefer
Is the style of the cur
And they call that art San Soo

To do it you don't have to be rich
As long as you are a gay bitch
Instead of bowing they kiss
And on hearing this
The other arts did Doggie ditch

He's already got his brown belt
Which is the can't sit down belt
He's certaily not vexed
About the grading next
Cos that's the going down belt

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#24322 - 04/01/04 02:20 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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Badmamajamma's so very full of it
It was yesterday that he quit
To get on with his life
Spend more time with his wife
But she soon sent him back cos he's $h!*


See Ra man, piece of cake, relax I got it covered [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]


Edited to delete accidental swearing and to say "in your face BM and puppy)

[This message has been edited by wadowoman (edited 04-01-2004).]

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#24323 - 04/01/04 02:41 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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I've seen a few of BM's fights
It's where he gets his delights
He does Tae Kwon Do
But what you didn't know
He does it wearing tights!

BM's ar$e was in the air
Like he didn't have a care
He almost got barred
Cos instead of in guard
His hands were clearly elsewhere

And now I bid you adieu
Got exciting things to do
Until the morn
You gays forlorn
I say goodnight to you

Over to you Raul. Our backs won't be covered for a few hours 'til you finish work, but I doubt we need worry.
Sharon [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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#24324 - 04/01/04 03:08 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
Keep em comming Trin... you are cracking me up!!!! You actually just saved my Manager a terrible beating cause he is getting on my last stretched nerve. He owes you flowers :-)

The Ra

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#24325 - 04/01/04 03:28 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Reiki Offline
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Registered: 05/30/02
Posts: 3400
Loc: MiddleEarth
Holy CR@P batman!

I've only just found this topic and I just had to say TGIF!

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#24326 - 04/01/04 03:30 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Reiki Offline
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Registered: 05/30/02
Posts: 3400
Loc: MiddleEarth
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#24327 - 04/01/04 03:32 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Reiki Offline
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Registered: 05/30/02
Posts: 3400
Loc: MiddleEarth
and in case you dont know what TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF is.....

it's:

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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