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#24311 - 04/01/04 11:03 AM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
i never suggested team
though i'm everyones dream
i'm the master blaster
your flirting with disaster
cause i'm a limerick machine


the bad one goes it alone,
there were none before me
there will be none after me
that makes me a one and only i'm an origanel
[IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24312 - 04/01/04 11:08 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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So Badmamma and Doggie are back
They were'nt very long in the sack
But those that have seen 'em
Say there's not much between 'em
Many inches they both lack!

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#24313 - 04/01/04 11:09 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Dog Of War Offline
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Registered: 03/24/04
Posts: 265
Loc: The Wastelands
At post 372
Ra and Trin are through
screw your loser alliance
I rely on self reliance
Excuse me I have tits to view

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#24314 - 04/01/04 11:12 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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Doggie leave Badmamma's tits alone
And do stop playing with your own!
Tidy up your clothes
Stop picking your nose
And wipe your ass the way you've been shown!

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#24315 - 04/01/04 11:18 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Dog Of War Offline
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Registered: 03/24/04
Posts: 265
Loc: The Wastelands
In the Dog show I get top billing
My johnson is more than mouth filling
Trin's not fit to kiss my C*ck
She has ears like Mr.Spock
Her blood,I'll be spilling

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#24316 - 04/01/04 11:27 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Dog Of War Offline
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Registered: 03/24/04
Posts: 265
Loc: The Wastelands
In the bedroom Ra&Trin dance
In panties Ra does prance
Each other you defile
That thought is vile
But only there can freaks find acceptance

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#24317 - 04/01/04 11:31 AM Re: ridiculous thread
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Doggie I solemly declare
I would not kiss you there
I would be quite sick
If I touched your pr**k
And this I solemly swear

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#24318 - 04/01/04 11:56 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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I'll have to leave you gays whining
It's time now I was off-lining
I just can't ignore
The fans at my door
My autograph they want me signing

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#24319 - 04/01/04 01:01 PM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
wado,that's really neat
you tied round your neck some meat
poop on the floor
fans at the door
to bad they all got 4 feet

oooowwwww [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24320 - 04/01/04 01:49 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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BM met a girl called Mandy
Who was feeling rather randy
Imagine her suprise
When he closed his eyes
And kept on calling her Andy

It's true she was a hooker
And certainly was no looker
But that apart
He broke her heart
Cos for a bloke he had mistook 'er

Mandy really was quite furious
To discover he was bi-curious
It was long his dream
To bat for the other team
His attraction to her was spurious

Then BM met Dog of war
The pup he was waiting for
All the while
It's doggie style
with newspaper on the floor

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