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#242997 - 04/14/06 10:47 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Mr_Heretik]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
I know you are, but what am I.

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#242998 - 04/15/06 12:04 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Mr_Heretik]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Your momma is so fat she has a blackbelt in sushi.

Your momma is so poor burglars break in and leave her money.
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#242999 - 04/15/06 01:46 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
Stormdragon Offline
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Registered: 08/05/04
Posts: 3409
Loc: Salem, OR
Your momma is so poor burglars break in and leave her money.

Dang that's a funny one!
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#243000 - 04/15/06 07:48 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
BuDoc Offline
The doctor will see you now

Registered: 05/03/05
Posts: 1067
Loc: USA and Abroad
Your Momma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down!

Your Momma's so hairy, Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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#243001 - 04/15/06 10:05 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
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Loc: East Coast, USA
Everyone has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege .
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#243002 - 04/15/06 10:15 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
MattJ Offline
Free Rhinoplasty!
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Registered: 11/25/04
Posts: 15634
Loc: York PA. USA
Quote:

Everyone has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege .




LMAO
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#243003 - 04/15/06 11:53 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: MattJ]
BuDoc Offline
The doctor will see you now

Registered: 05/03/05
Posts: 1067
Loc: USA and Abroad
Your momma is so nasty, I called her up to say hello and she gave me an ear infection!

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#243004 - 04/15/06 09:34 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
Just1Mike Offline
No, the OTHER Mike

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 148
Loc: Louisiana, USA
Yo mamma so stupid, somebody ask her for head and shoulders. She said I can give you head but how do you give shoulders?!


Good Luck!
Mike
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#243005 - 04/16/06 06:34 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Just1Mike]
Karateka13 Offline
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Registered: 10/24/04
Posts: 233
Loc: Beirut, Lebanon
This is something Mark Twain said that I love:

"He is useless on top of the ground. He aught to be under it, inspiring the cabbages."
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#243006 - 04/16/06 10:12 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Karateka13]
BuDoc Offline
The doctor will see you now

Registered: 05/03/05
Posts: 1067
Loc: USA and Abroad
Your Momma's so nasty, she takes crabs to the beach!

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