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#242917 - 04/04/06 08:42 PM Insult thread!!!
BrianS Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Welcome to my little insult thread. It is intended to be funny so play by the rules or I'll shut it down,lol.

1)One insult per post
2)No names mentioned!
3)Don't take any of it personally,but how could you with no names mentioned?lol
4)Keep it semi clean


You are so ugly that when you were born your momma was fined for littering!!

sup?
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#242918 - 04/04/06 09:46 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done !
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#242919 - 04/04/06 11:48 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
your mommy is so dumb, she has to reach in her bra to count to 2.

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#242920 - 04/05/06 12:31 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
Dereck Offline
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Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 10413
Loc: Great White North
Yo' Momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I want your weight. Not your phone number."
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#242921 - 04/05/06 12:49 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
Cord Offline
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Registered: 01/13/05
Posts: 11399
Loc: Cambridge UK.
your mothers so dumb she though a 'WET PAINT' sign was a request.
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#242922 - 04/05/06 01:20 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
Ronin1966 Offline
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Registered: 04/26/02
Posts: 3116
Loc: East Coast, United States

His girlfriend is so ugly, when we were ~done~ I gave her 5 bucks... and she had to make CHANGE!!!?



J

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#242923 - 04/05/06 06:11 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ronin1966]
BrianS Offline
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I drive a GMC ext. cab truck,my other ride is your fat momma!
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#242924 - 04/05/06 06:22 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
still wadowoman Offline
Improved beefier techno-prat

Registered: 04/10/04
Posts: 3420
Loc: Residence:UK- Heart:Md, USA
Overheard when I was shopping:
"Wow how evil do you have to be in a former life to be that ugly in this one?"
Hopefully they were talking about someone else and I just happened to be nearby


I've posted this one before, but it was a very long time ago and it's one of my favourites:
Ex husband making huge scene or doorstep, me losing patience
ME: For goodness sake, you're showing yourself up
HIM: I couldn't give a F***
ME: I know, I've seen you try!

Sharon
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#242925 - 04/05/06 06:45 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: still wadowoman]
Gavin Offline
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Registered: 05/11/05
Posts: 2267
Loc: Southend, Essex, UK
Quote:

Ex husband making huge scene or doorstep, me losing patience
ME: For goodness sake, you're showing yourself up
HIM: I couldn't give a F***
ME: I know, I've seen you try!





Ouch!
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#242926 - 04/05/06 07:27 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: still wadowoman]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
woman: "You are so less attractive when I'm sober."

man: "Thank god is isn't that often."

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#242927 - 04/05/06 08:07 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
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#242928 - 04/05/06 09:57 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
TimBlack Offline
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Registered: 05/10/05
Posts: 1403
Loc: UK, Brighton
Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
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#242929 - 04/05/06 10:10 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: TimBlack]
RazorFoot Offline
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Registered: 12/01/04
Posts: 2064
Loc: Seated at the computer, DUH
I overheard this when a friend's father was having a conversation with his daughter-in-law.

Daughter-in law: "I've lost 15 pounds"
Father: " Look behind you, you'll find it"

Scottie
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#242930 - 04/05/06 11:14 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: RazorFoot]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA



You so ugly,
Your dog humps your leg with it's eyes closed!
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#242931 - 04/05/06 11:59 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
Mu Ryuk Offline
Enthusiast

Registered: 06/23/04
Posts: 587
Loc: California, U.S.A.
Yo momma's so fat, last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale!
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#242932 - 04/05/06 12:02 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Mu Ryuk]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
You so stupid, you tried to invent a solar powered flashlight!
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#242933 - 04/05/06 01:37 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: RazorFoot]
Dereck Offline
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Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 10413
Loc: Great White North
Quote:

I overheard this when a friend's father was having a conversation with his daughter-in-law.

Daughter-in law: "I've lost 15 pounds"
Father: " Look behind you, you'll find it"

Scottie




Ouch ... I said something similar years ago. For those women reading this ... I was only joking so don't harp on me.

My Wife: Do you think my bum is getting flabby?
Me: Not when you bend over.
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#242934 - 04/05/06 01:51 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
Cord Offline
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Registered: 01/13/05
Posts: 11399
Loc: Cambridge UK.
Your mother is so fat that last time I f**ked her i burned my a$$ on the lightbulb!
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#242935 - 04/05/06 01:58 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Cord]
Dereck Offline
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Edited by Dereck as later thought inappropriate and borderlinde on forum rules.


Edited by Dereck (04/11/06 12:55 AM)
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#242936 - 04/05/06 02:14 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
why not insult with some flare:

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

Quote:

Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.

Taken from: Antony and Cleopatra




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#242937 - 04/05/06 02:16 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
harlan Offline
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Registered: 07/31/04
Posts: 6665
Loc: Amherst, MA
Shakespeare!

"[Thy] tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile."

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#242938 - 04/05/06 02:35 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: harlan]
TimBlack Offline
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Registered: 05/10/05
Posts: 1403
Loc: UK, Brighton
Well, since we're getting all literary:

"Abhorred Slave, which any print of goodness wilt not take, being capable of all ill!" -- The Tempest, Shakespeare
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#242939 - 04/05/06 02:37 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: harlan]
RazorFoot Offline
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Registered: 12/01/04
Posts: 2064
Loc: Seated at the computer, DUH
Your momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.
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#242940 - 04/05/06 03:28 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
ScottO Offline
de riddim master

Registered: 02/18/06
Posts: 290
Loc: Everywhere, Nowhere
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
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"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."

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#242941 - 04/05/06 04:21 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
Cord Offline
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Registered: 01/13/05
Posts: 11399
Loc: Cambridge UK.
Quote:

why not insult with some flare




Because its just not as funny as insulting someones mother

i also like '20,000 sperm and you were the fastest?!'

'Do you have a birth certificate, or just an apology note from Durex?'

'i bet when you popped out the midwife slapped your parents'
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#242942 - 04/05/06 05:06 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Cord]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Posts: 6772
hey...It's "lets pick on Cord" hour!

poor Cord, his birth certificate has an expiration date.

poor Cord...During sex his wife always wants to talk to him. Just the other night she called him from my hotel.

Poor Cord, His mother never breast fed him. She told him that she only liked him as a friend.

lol j/k bud...fire away...

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#242943 - 04/05/06 06:06 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
Dereck Offline
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Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 10413
Loc: Great White North
- Ed you are horribly funny. Just hope Cord never comes to visit because pay back is a beyotch.
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#242944 - 04/05/06 07:09 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
RangerG Offline
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Registered: 04/18/05
Posts: 1026
Loc: Chester County, Pennsylvania
Uhhh...errr...I think I wandered into the 12 year old MA class changing room...

Sorry kids...I'm just leaving...
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#242945 - 04/05/06 07:37 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: RangerG]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
Ranger, please dont turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly!
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#242946 - 04/05/06 11:42 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
BuDoc Offline
The doctor will see you now

Registered: 05/03/05
Posts: 1067
Loc: USA and Abroad
Speaking of ugly...

If ugly was bricks, your momma would be the projects!


Page
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#242947 - 04/06/06 04:02 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
Diabolic Offline
Member

Registered: 03/01/06
Posts: 256
Loc: San Jose, California
BuDoc - That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night.

Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead.
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#242948 - 04/07/06 04:22 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Diabolic]
Karateka13 Offline
Righteous Do-Gooder

Registered: 10/24/04
Posts: 233
Loc: Beirut, Lebanon
Yo' momma is so fat, her belt size is the Equator.
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I always thought an Arm bar was a place thumbs went to drink wrestle and pick up cute fingers.
Cord

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#242949 - 04/07/06 07:19 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Karateka13]
BrianS Offline
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Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Yo' momma is so fat her shadow weighs 50lbs.
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#242950 - 04/07/06 08:00 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
sandan63 Offline
Member

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 45
Loc: DETROIT,MI.
your mommas so slow it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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#242951 - 04/07/06 08:36 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
ScottO Offline
de riddim master

Registered: 02/18/06
Posts: 290
Loc: Everywhere, Nowhere
Quote:

Yo' momma is so fat her shadow weighs 50lbs.





... your mother walked down my block yesterday...

There were no survivors.


Please follow the rules.


Edited by BrianS (04/07/06 09:22 PM)
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#242952 - 04/08/06 12:16 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: ScottO]
Dereck Offline
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Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 10413
Loc: Great White North
If you are looking for me, I'll be at your momma's house.
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#242953 - 04/08/06 12:19 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
BrianS Offline
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Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Your family is so poor the rainbows in your neighborhood are black and white.
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#242954 - 04/08/06 12:20 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
BrianS Offline
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Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Your momma was walking down the street with a pig under her arm. I asked,"Where did you get that?" the pig replied,"I won it at a raffle."
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#242955 - 04/08/06 12:33 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
ScottO Offline
de riddim master

Registered: 02/18/06
Posts: 290
Loc: Everywhere, Nowhere
Ohhh, sorry, I forgot about the rules.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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#242956 - 04/08/06 10:09 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: ScottO]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
Yo momma's so ugly,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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#242957 - 04/08/06 08:38 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
Karateka13 Offline
Righteous Do-Gooder

Registered: 10/24/04
Posts: 233
Loc: Beirut, Lebanon
You're so ugly that when your momma dropped you off at school they fined her for littering.
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I always thought an Arm bar was a place thumbs went to drink wrestle and pick up cute fingers.
Cord

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#242958 - 04/08/06 08:45 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
Dudley32 Offline
master of disaster

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 482
Loc: Indiana
Yo Mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "We Are a Family!"

Matt
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#242959 - 04/08/06 09:07 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
Dauragon c mikado Offline


Registered: 12/09/04
Posts: 1246
Loc: Oxford, England
I saw ya mama kicking a trashcan down the street.
When I asked her what she was doing she said "moving house".

Man: You stole my manhood.
Woman: Thats petty theft.

Man: Why do you wear bras? you have nothing to put in them.
Woman: Well, you wear underwear dont you?


Paul coleman: Im well respected in europe, Im a 5th dan didnt you know?
My teachers friend: Nobody cares, F*** off!!
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#242960 - 04/08/06 09:38 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Karateka13]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Quote:

You're so ugly that when your momma dropped you off at school they fined her for littering.





BrianS said
Quote:

You are so ugly that when you were born your momma was fined for littering!!




good one,lol.

One insult per post people!!!Dauragon. [b/]
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#242961 - 04/09/06 12:32 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
laf7773 Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 4064
Loc: Limbo
How's your wife and my kids?
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#242962 - 04/09/06 04:44 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: laf7773]
Dereck Offline
Prolific

Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 10413
Loc: Great White North
Tell your Momma to stop phoning me.
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#242963 - 04/09/06 12:37 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
ScottO Offline
de riddim master

Registered: 02/18/06
Posts: 290
Loc: Everywhere, Nowhere
Yo momma is so stupid, I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.


Laf - Nice one
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#242964 - 04/09/06 12:41 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: laf7773]
Dereck Offline
Prolific

Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 10413
Loc: Great White North
Quote:

How's your wife and my kids?




Your kids are doing fine, but as for my wife ... she's nothing like your Momma ... son.
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#242965 - 04/09/06 01:47 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
laf7773 Offline
Professional Poster

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 4064
Loc: Limbo
Your sister is a carpenters dream. Flat as a board and easy to nail.
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Enjoy life while you can, you never know when things will change.

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#242966 - 04/09/06 03:08 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: laf7773]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
Yo momma's so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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#242967 - 04/09/06 03:20 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Yo momma is SO fat,she has three zipcodes.
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#242968 - 04/09/06 04:50 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
laf7773 Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 4064
Loc: Limbo
You are so ugly when you were born your mom asked "is that our little treasure?" and your dad said "yeah, let's bury it".
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#242969 - 04/09/06 10:46 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: laf7773]
Karateka13 Offline
Righteous Do-Gooder

Registered: 10/24/04
Posts: 233
Loc: Beirut, Lebanon
Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
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I always thought an Arm bar was a place thumbs went to drink wrestle and pick up cute fingers.
Cord

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#242970 - 04/10/06 05:05 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: laf7773]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
laf once posed nude in the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. However, the staples covered enough to make it a PG-13 photo.

oldman would walk into a Greek style brothel and say: "Cool! free grapes."

Joel worked at a pet store, but quit because he got tired of people asking him how big he'd get.

butterfly figured he'd play it cool with his wife and let her make the first move....she went to Florida.

When Jkogas was little and played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering him up.


people don't like me...I lit myself on fire and the fireman tried putting it out with an axe.

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#242971 - 04/10/06 05:13 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
Dereck Offline
Prolific

Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 10413
Loc: Great White North
Quote:

1)One insult per post
2)No names mentioned!
3)Don't take any of it personally,but how could you with no names mentioned?lol
4)Keep it semi clean




Ed has dishonored himself and the group. In disgust, the group turns their back on Ed for breaking the carnal rules.
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#242972 - 04/10/06 05:15 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
harlan Offline
Professional Poster

Registered: 07/31/04
Posts: 6665
Loc: Amherst, MA
Dereck: the Master of Malapropism. Carnal...or cardinal?

Quote:

the group turns their back on Ed for breaking the carnal rules.



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#242973 - 04/10/06 05:17 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: harlan]
Dereck Offline
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Posts: 10413
Loc: Great White North


Had to look that word up. For the rest of us that don't have as big a vocabulary as Harlan ... Ludicrous misuse of a word, especially by confusion with one of similar sound.

Look at the big brain on Harlan's shoulders.


Edited by Dereck (04/10/06 05:19 PM)
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#242974 - 04/10/06 05:20 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
harlan Offline
Professional Poster

Registered: 07/31/04
Posts: 6665
Loc: Amherst, MA
Like I tell all the boys...'Look up.'

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#242975 - 04/10/06 05:20 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
ShangTsung Offline
Member

Registered: 02/16/06
Posts: 104
Loc: Bomb factory
*sound of buzzer*

No ethnic references!


Edited by MattJ (04/10/06 05:32 PM)
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#242976 - 04/10/06 09:00 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: ShangTsung]
ScottO Offline
de riddim master

Registered: 02/18/06
Posts: 290
Loc: Everywhere, Nowhere
Quote:

*sound of buzzer*

No ethnic references!





Hmm....that really leaves to imagination....



Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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#242977 - 04/10/06 11:18 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: harlan]
BuDoc Offline
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Posts: 1067
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Harlan, tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes!!

Your mommas so fat, when I cut her she bled gravy!!

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#242978 - 04/10/06 11:23 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
PegLeg2 Offline
Member

Registered: 04/10/06
Posts: 60
You guys are my hero's.


Edited by BrianS (04/10/06 11:48 PM)

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#242979 - 04/10/06 11:28 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
oldman Offline
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Posts: 5884
His Momma named him Page cause she couldn't spell book.

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#242980 - 04/10/06 11:57 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
oh, I'm sorry for leaving you out Dereck...

{watch this...Ed breaks the rules again}

* Dereck was so ugly as a baby, his mother used to feed him with a sling shot.
* Gay Dereck was disappointed when he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

* Budoc takes Viagra and drinks prune juice - he doesn't know if he's coming or going.

* harlan and her husband were happy for 20 years...then they met.

* Matt's wife met him at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

scotty on the back beat: {ba dom bom, tishhhhh}

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#242981 - 04/11/06 12:11 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
BrianS Offline
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#242982 - 04/11/06 12:18 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Brian came from a real tough neighborhood...He put his hand in cement on a new poured sidewalk and felt another hand.

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#242983 - 04/11/06 12:33 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
BrianS Offline
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Ed's face is so ugly his hair is running away from it.
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#242984 - 04/11/06 01:18 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
laf7773 Offline
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Quote:

laf once posed nude in the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. However, the staples covered enough to make it a PG-13 photo.




Only because the bottom two thirds of the page was stapled together.

Your so poor you can't afford to pay attention.
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#242985 - 04/11/06 01:21 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
laf7773 Offline
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You’re so ugly your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the family dog to play with you.
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#242986 - 04/11/06 12:45 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
ScottO Offline
de riddim master

Registered: 02/18/06
Posts: 290
Loc: Everywhere, Nowhere
Quote:

scotty on the back beat: {ba dom bom, tishhhhh}







It must be hard being that obese. You're so fat when you dance, you make the band skip.
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#242987 - 04/11/06 02:48 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
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Registered: 12/09/04
Posts: 1246
Loc: Oxford, England
Sorry brian, got carried away

Your mama is so fat, I roll over twice, and Im still on the woman!!


Edited by Ed_Morris (04/11/06 04:33 PM)

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#242988 - 04/11/06 10:41 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: oldman]
BuDoc Offline
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Posts: 1067
Loc: USA and Abroad


When Oldman was in school, History was current events!

Oldman remembers when the Dead Sea was just ill!

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#242989 - 04/11/06 10:51 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dauragon c mikado]
BuDoc Offline
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Registered: 05/03/05
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Loc: USA and Abroad
Your momma's so ugly, tears run down the back of her head so they don't have to see her face!

Your momma's so ugly, even the garbage man won't pick her up!

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#242990 - 04/11/06 11:08 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
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BuDoc is a chiropractor.

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#242991 - 04/12/06 12:18 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: oldman]
BuDoc Offline
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Loc: USA and Abroad
Damn!! Now why did you have to go and do that???

Really low blow man!!

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#242992 - 04/12/06 02:13 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
BrianS Offline
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LMAO!!!! You are so ugly your birth certificate was an apology from the condom company.
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#242993 - 04/12/06 08:16 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

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Yo momma so fat, she uses a boomerang to put on her belt!
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#242994 - 04/12/06 03:23 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
Dauragon c mikado Offline


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Posts: 1246
Loc: Oxford, England
My mama was so dumb she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death!
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#242995 - 04/14/06 04:16 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dauragon c mikado]
Stormdragon Offline
Who Dares Wins
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Registered: 08/05/04
Posts: 3409
Loc: Salem, OR
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.

You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

Note, I did not make any of these up.

I need to save my breath so I can blow your mom.


Edited by Stormdragon (04/14/06 04:18 PM)
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#242996 - 04/14/06 10:23 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Stormdragon]
Mr_Heretik Offline
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Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 1074
Loc: Bronx NY, USA
You're so fat you're in the way.

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#242997 - 04/14/06 10:47 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Mr_Heretik]
Ed_Morris Offline
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I know you are, but what am I.

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#242998 - 04/15/06 12:04 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Mr_Heretik]
BrianS Offline
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Your momma is so fat she has a blackbelt in sushi.

Your momma is so poor burglars break in and leave her money.
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#242999 - 04/15/06 01:46 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
Stormdragon Offline
Who Dares Wins
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Your momma is so poor burglars break in and leave her money.

Dang that's a funny one!
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#243000 - 04/15/06 07:48 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
BuDoc Offline
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Posts: 1067
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Your Momma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down!

Your Momma's so hairy, Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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#243001 - 04/15/06 10:05 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
Everyone has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege .
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#243002 - 04/15/06 10:15 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
MattJ Offline
Free Rhinoplasty!
Prolific

Registered: 11/25/04
Posts: 15634
Loc: York PA. USA
Quote:

Everyone has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege .




LMAO
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#243003 - 04/15/06 11:53 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: MattJ]
BuDoc Offline
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Loc: USA and Abroad
Your momma is so nasty, I called her up to say hello and she gave me an ear infection!

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#243004 - 04/15/06 09:34 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
Just1Mike Offline
No, the OTHER Mike

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 148
Loc: Louisiana, USA
Yo mamma so stupid, somebody ask her for head and shoulders. She said I can give you head but how do you give shoulders?!


Good Luck!
Mike
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#243005 - 04/16/06 06:34 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Just1Mike]
Karateka13 Offline
Righteous Do-Gooder

Registered: 10/24/04
Posts: 233
Loc: Beirut, Lebanon
This is something Mark Twain said that I love:

"He is useless on top of the ground. He aught to be under it, inspiring the cabbages."
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#243006 - 04/16/06 10:12 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Karateka13]
BuDoc Offline
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Registered: 05/03/05
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Your Momma's so nasty, she takes crabs to the beach!

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