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#242998 - 04/15/06 12:04 AM
Re: Insult thread!!!
[Re: Mr_Heretik]
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Higher rank than you
Professional Poster
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
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Your momma is so fat she has a blackbelt in sushi.
Your momma is so poor burglars break in and leave her money.
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#242999 - 04/15/06 01:46 AM
Re: Insult thread!!!
[Re: BrianS]
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Who Dares Wins
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Registered: 08/05/04
Posts: 3406
Loc: Salem, OR
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Your momma is so poor burglars break in and leave her money. Dang that's a funny one! 
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#243000 - 04/15/06 07:48 AM
Re: Insult thread!!!
[Re: gojuwarrior1]
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The doctor will see you now
Registered: 05/03/05
Posts: 1067
Loc: USA and Abroad
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Your Momma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down!
Your Momma's so hairy, Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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#243001 - 04/15/06 10:05 AM
Re: Insult thread!!!
[Re: BuDoc]
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tougher than you
Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
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Everyone has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege  .
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#243003 - 04/15/06 11:53 AM
Re: Insult thread!!!
[Re: MattJ]
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The doctor will see you now
Registered: 05/03/05
Posts: 1067
Loc: USA and Abroad
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Your momma is so nasty, I called her up to say hello and she gave me an ear infection!
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#243004 - 04/15/06 09:34 PM
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No, the OTHER Mike
Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 148
Loc: Louisiana, USA
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Yo mamma so stupid, somebody ask her for head and shoulders. She said I can give you head but how do you give shoulders?!
Good Luck!
Mike
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#243005 - 04/16/06 06:34 PM
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Righteous Do-Gooder
Registered: 10/24/04
Posts: 233
Loc: Beirut, Lebanon
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This is something Mark Twain said that I love:
"He is useless on top of the ground. He aught to be under it, inspiring the cabbages."
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#243006 - 04/16/06 10:12 PM
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The doctor will see you now
Registered: 05/03/05
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Your Momma's so nasty, she takes crabs to the beach!
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