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#242987 - 04/11/06 02:48 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
Dauragon c mikado Offline


Registered: 12/09/04
Posts: 1246
Loc: Oxford, England
Sorry brian, got carried away

Your mama is so fat, I roll over twice, and Im still on the woman!!


Edited by Ed_Morris (04/11/06 04:33 PM)

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#242988 - 04/11/06 10:41 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: oldman]
BuDoc Offline
The doctor will see you now

Registered: 05/03/05
Posts: 1067
Loc: USA and Abroad


When Oldman was in school, History was current events!

Oldman remembers when the Dead Sea was just ill!

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#242989 - 04/11/06 10:51 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dauragon c mikado]
BuDoc Offline
The doctor will see you now

Registered: 05/03/05
Posts: 1067
Loc: USA and Abroad
Your momma's so ugly, tears run down the back of her head so they don't have to see her face!

Your momma's so ugly, even the garbage man won't pick her up!

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#242990 - 04/11/06 11:08 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
oldman Offline
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Registered: 07/28/04
Posts: 5884
BuDoc is a chiropractor.

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#242991 - 04/12/06 12:18 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: oldman]
BuDoc Offline
The doctor will see you now

Registered: 05/03/05
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Damn!! Now why did you have to go and do that???

Really low blow man!!

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#242992 - 04/12/06 02:13 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
Happy Birthday BrianS Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Loc: Northwest Arkansas
LMAO!!!! You are so ugly your birth certificate was an apology from the condom company.
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#242993 - 04/12/06 08:16 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
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Loc: East Coast, USA
Yo momma so fat, she uses a boomerang to put on her belt!
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#242994 - 04/12/06 03:23 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
Dauragon c mikado Offline


Registered: 12/09/04
Posts: 1246
Loc: Oxford, England
My mama was so dumb she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death!
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#242995 - 04/14/06 04:16 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dauragon c mikado]
Stormdragon Offline
Who Dares Wins
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Registered: 08/05/04
Posts: 3409
Loc: Salem, OR
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.

You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

Note, I did not make any of these up.

I need to save my breath so I can blow your mom.


Edited by Stormdragon (04/14/06 04:18 PM)
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#242996 - 04/14/06 10:23 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Stormdragon]
Mr_Heretik Offline
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Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 1074
Loc: Bronx NY, USA
You're so fat you're in the way.

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