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#242977 - 04/10/06 11:18 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: harlan]
BuDoc Offline
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Registered: 05/03/05
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Harlan, tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes!!

Your mommas so fat, when I cut her she bled gravy!!

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#242978 - 04/10/06 11:23 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
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Registered: 04/10/06
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You guys are my hero's.


Edited by BrianS (04/10/06 11:48 PM)

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#242979 - 04/10/06 11:28 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
oldman Offline
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Registered: 07/28/04
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His Momma named him Page cause she couldn't spell book.

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#242980 - 04/10/06 11:57 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
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oh, I'm sorry for leaving you out Dereck...

{watch this...Ed breaks the rules again}

* Dereck was so ugly as a baby, his mother used to feed him with a sling shot.
* Gay Dereck was disappointed when he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

* Budoc takes Viagra and drinks prune juice - he doesn't know if he's coming or going.

* harlan and her husband were happy for 20 years...then they met.

* Matt's wife met him at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

scotty on the back beat: {ba dom bom, tishhhhh}

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#242981 - 04/11/06 12:11 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
BrianS Offline
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#242982 - 04/11/06 12:18 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
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Brian came from a real tough neighborhood...He put his hand in cement on a new poured sidewalk and felt another hand.

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#242983 - 04/11/06 12:33 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
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Ed's face is so ugly his hair is running away from it.
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#242984 - 04/11/06 01:18 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
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Quote:

laf once posed nude in the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. However, the staples covered enough to make it a PG-13 photo.




Only because the bottom two thirds of the page was stapled together.

Your so poor you can't afford to pay attention.
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#242985 - 04/11/06 01:21 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
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You’re so ugly your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the family dog to play with you.
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#242986 - 04/11/06 12:45 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
ScottO Offline
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Registered: 02/18/06
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scotty on the back beat: {ba dom bom, tishhhhh}







It must be hard being that obese. You're so fat when you dance, you make the band skip.
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