Harlan, tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes!!

Your mommas so fat, when I cut her she bled gravy!!

Page

You guys are my hero's.

His Momma named him Page cause she couldn't spell book.

oh, I'm sorry for leaving you out Dereck...

{watch this...Ed breaks the rules again}

* Dereck was so ugly as a baby, his mother used to feed him with a sling shot.
* Gay Dereck was disappointed when he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

* Budoc takes Viagra and drinks prune juice - he doesn't know if he's coming or going.

* harlan and her husband were happy for 20 years...then they met.

* Matt's wife met him at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

scotty on the back beat: {ba dom bom, tishhhhh}

Brian came from a real tough neighborhood...He put his hand in cement on a new poured sidewalk and felt another hand.

Ed's face is so ugly his hair is running away from it.

Quote:

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laf once posed nude in the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. However, the staples covered enough to make it a PG-13 photo.

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Only because the bottom two thirds of the page was stapled together.

Your so poor you can't afford to pay attention.

You’re so ugly your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the family dog to play with you.