Yo momma is SO fat,she has three zipcodes.

You are so ugly when you were born your mom asked "is that our little treasure?" and your dad said "yeah, let's bury it".

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

laf once posed nude in the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. However, the staples covered enough to make it a PG-13 photo.

oldman would walk into a Greek style brothel and say: "Cool! free grapes."

Joel worked at a pet store, but quit because he got tired of people asking him how big he'd get.

butterfly figured he'd play it cool with his wife and let her make the first move....she went to Florida.

When Jkogas was little and played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering him up.


people don't like me...I lit myself on fire and the fireman tried putting it out with an axe.

Dereck: the Master of Malapropism. Carnal...or cardinal?

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the group turns their back on Ed for breaking the carnal rules.

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Had to look that word up. For the rest of us that don't have as big a vocabulary as Harlan ... Ludicrous misuse of a word, especially by confusion with one of similar sound.

Look at the big brain on Harlan's shoulders.

Like I tell all the boys...'Look up.'

*sound of buzzer*

No ethnic references!