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#242967 - 04/09/06 03:20 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
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Yo momma is SO fat,she has three zipcodes.
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#242968 - 04/09/06 04:50 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
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You are so ugly when you were born your mom asked "is that our little treasure?" and your dad said "yeah, let's bury it".
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#242969 - 04/09/06 10:46 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: laf7773]
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#242970 - 04/10/06 05:05 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: laf7773]
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laf once posed nude in the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. However, the staples covered enough to make it a PG-13 photo.

oldman would walk into a Greek style brothel and say: "Cool! free grapes."

Joel worked at a pet store, but quit because he got tired of people asking him how big he'd get.

butterfly figured he'd play it cool with his wife and let her make the first move....she went to Florida.

When Jkogas was little and played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering him up.


people don't like me...I lit myself on fire and the fireman tried putting it out with an axe.

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#242971 - 04/10/06 05:13 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
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1)One insult per post
2)No names mentioned!
3)Don't take any of it personally,but how could you with no names mentioned?lol
4)Keep it semi clean




Ed has dishonored himself and the group. In disgust, the group turns their back on Ed for breaking the carnal rules.
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#242972 - 04/10/06 05:15 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
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Dereck: the Master of Malapropism. Carnal...or cardinal?

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the group turns their back on Ed for breaking the carnal rules.



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#242973 - 04/10/06 05:17 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: harlan]
Dereck Offline
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Had to look that word up. For the rest of us that don't have as big a vocabulary as Harlan ... Ludicrous misuse of a word, especially by confusion with one of similar sound.

Look at the big brain on Harlan's shoulders.


Edited by Dereck (04/10/06 05:19 PM)
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#242974 - 04/10/06 05:20 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
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Like I tell all the boys...'Look up.'

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#242975 - 04/10/06 05:20 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
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*sound of buzzer*

No ethnic references!


Edited by MattJ (04/10/06 05:32 PM)
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#242976 - 04/10/06 09:00 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: ShangTsung]
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*sound of buzzer*

No ethnic references!





Hmm....that really leaves to imagination....



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