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#242957 - 04/08/06 08:38 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
Karateka13 Offline
Righteous Do-Gooder

Registered: 10/24/04
Posts: 233
Loc: Beirut, Lebanon
You're so ugly that when your momma dropped you off at school they fined her for littering.
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#242958 - 04/08/06 08:45 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
Dudley32 Offline
master of disaster

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 482
Loc: Indiana
Yo Mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "We Are a Family!"

Matt
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#242959 - 04/08/06 09:07 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
Dauragon c mikado Offline


Registered: 12/09/04
Posts: 1246
Loc: Oxford, England
I saw ya mama kicking a trashcan down the street.
When I asked her what she was doing she said "moving house".

Man: You stole my manhood.
Woman: Thats petty theft.

Man: Why do you wear bras? you have nothing to put in them.
Woman: Well, you wear underwear dont you?


Paul coleman: Im well respected in europe, Im a 5th dan didnt you know?
My teachers friend: Nobody cares, F*** off!!
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#242960 - 04/08/06 09:38 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Karateka13]
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Quote:

You're so ugly that when your momma dropped you off at school they fined her for littering.





BrianS said
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You are so ugly that when you were born your momma was fined for littering!!




good one,lol.

One insult per post people!!!Dauragon. [b/]
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#242961 - 04/09/06 12:32 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
laf7773 Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 4064
Loc: Limbo
How's your wife and my kids?
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Enjoy life while you can, you never know when things will change.

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#242962 - 04/09/06 04:44 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: laf7773]
Dereck Offline
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Registered: 10/04/04
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Tell your Momma to stop phoning me.
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#242963 - 04/09/06 12:37 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
ScottO Offline
de riddim master

Registered: 02/18/06
Posts: 290
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Yo momma is so stupid, I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.


Laf - Nice one
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#242964 - 04/09/06 12:41 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: laf7773]
Dereck Offline
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Registered: 10/04/04
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How's your wife and my kids?




Your kids are doing fine, but as for my wife ... she's nothing like your Momma ... son.
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#242965 - 04/09/06 01:47 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
laf7773 Offline
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Your sister is a carpenters dream. Flat as a board and easy to nail.
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#242966 - 04/09/06 03:08 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: laf7773]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
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Registered: 12/24/02
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Yo momma's so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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