I saw ya mama kicking a trashcan down the street.
When I asked her what she was doing she said "moving house".
Man: You stole my manhood.
Woman: Thats petty theft.
Man: Why do you wear bras? you have nothing to put in them.
Woman: Well, you wear underwear dont you?
Paul coleman: Im well respected in europe, Im a 5th dan didnt you know?
My teachers friend: Nobody cares, F*** off!!