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#242947 - 04/06/06 04:02 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BuDoc]
Diabolic Offline
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Registered: 03/01/06
Posts: 256
Loc: San Jose, California
BuDoc - That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night.

Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead.
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#242948 - 04/07/06 04:22 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Diabolic]
Karateka13 Offline
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Registered: 10/24/04
Posts: 233
Loc: Beirut, Lebanon
Yo' momma is so fat, her belt size is the Equator.
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#242949 - 04/07/06 07:19 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Karateka13]
BrianS Offline
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Yo' momma is so fat her shadow weighs 50lbs.
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#242950 - 04/07/06 08:00 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
sandan63 Offline
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Registered: 03/08/06
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your mommas so slow it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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#242951 - 04/07/06 08:36 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
ScottO Offline
de riddim master

Registered: 02/18/06
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Quote:

Yo' momma is so fat her shadow weighs 50lbs.





... your mother walked down my block yesterday...

There were no survivors.


Please follow the rules.


Edited by BrianS (04/07/06 09:22 PM)
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#242952 - 04/08/06 12:16 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: ScottO]
Dereck Offline
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If you are looking for me, I'll be at your momma's house.
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#242953 - 04/08/06 12:19 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
BrianS Offline
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Your family is so poor the rainbows in your neighborhood are black and white.
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#242954 - 04/08/06 12:20 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
BrianS Offline
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Your momma was walking down the street with a pig under her arm. I asked,"Where did you get that?" the pig replied,"I won it at a raffle."
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#242955 - 04/08/06 12:33 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
ScottO Offline
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Ohhh, sorry, I forgot about the rules.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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#242956 - 04/08/06 10:09 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: ScottO]
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Yo momma's so ugly,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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