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#242937 - 04/05/06 02:16 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
harlan Offline
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Registered: 07/31/04
Posts: 6664
Loc: Amherst, MA
Shakespeare!

"[Thy] tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile."

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#242938 - 04/05/06 02:35 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: harlan]
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Registered: 05/10/05
Posts: 1403
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Well, since we're getting all literary:

"Abhorred Slave, which any print of goodness wilt not take, being capable of all ill!" -- The Tempest, Shakespeare
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#242939 - 04/05/06 02:37 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: harlan]
RazorFoot Offline
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Registered: 12/01/04
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Your momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.
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#242940 - 04/05/06 03:28 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
ScottO Offline
de riddim master

Registered: 02/18/06
Posts: 290
Loc: Everywhere, Nowhere
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
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#242941 - 04/05/06 04:21 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
Cord Offline
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Registered: 01/13/05
Posts: 11399
Loc: Cambridge UK.
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why not insult with some flare




Because its just not as funny as insulting someones mother

i also like '20,000 sperm and you were the fastest?!'

'Do you have a birth certificate, or just an apology note from Durex?'

'i bet when you popped out the midwife slapped your parents'
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#242942 - 04/05/06 05:06 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Cord]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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hey...It's "lets pick on Cord" hour!

poor Cord, his birth certificate has an expiration date.

poor Cord...During sex his wife always wants to talk to him. Just the other night she called him from my hotel.

Poor Cord, His mother never breast fed him. She told him that she only liked him as a friend.

lol j/k bud...fire away...

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#242943 - 04/05/06 06:06 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
Dereck Offline
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Registered: 10/04/04
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- Ed you are horribly funny. Just hope Cord never comes to visit because pay back is a beyotch.
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#242944 - 04/05/06 07:09 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
RangerG Offline
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Registered: 04/18/05
Posts: 1026
Loc: Chester County, Pennsylvania
Uhhh...errr...I think I wandered into the 12 year old MA class changing room...

Sorry kids...I'm just leaving...
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#242945 - 04/05/06 07:37 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: RangerG]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
Ranger, please dont turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly!
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#242946 - 04/05/06 11:42 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
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Speaking of ugly...

If ugly was bricks, your momma would be the projects!


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