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#242937 - 04/05/06 02:16 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
harlan Offline
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Registered: 07/31/04
Posts: 6665
Loc: Amherst, MA

"[Thy] tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile."

#242938 - 04/05/06 02:35 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: harlan]
TimBlack Offline

Registered: 05/10/05
Posts: 1403
Loc: UK, Brighton
Well, since we're getting all literary:

"Abhorred Slave, which any print of goodness wilt not take, being capable of all ill!" -- The Tempest, Shakespeare
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#242939 - 04/05/06 02:37 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: harlan]
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Registered: 12/01/04
Posts: 2064
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Your momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.
"The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be."

#242940 - 04/05/06 03:28 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
ScottO Offline
de riddim master

Registered: 02/18/06
Posts: 290
Loc: Everywhere, Nowhere
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."

#242941 - 04/05/06 04:21 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
Cord Offline

Registered: 01/13/05
Posts: 11399
Loc: Cambridge UK.

why not insult with some flare

Because its just not as funny as insulting someones mother

i also like '20,000 sperm and you were the fastest?!'

'Do you have a birth certificate, or just an apology note from Durex?'

'i bet when you popped out the midwife slapped your parents'
Don't let the door hit ya' where the good lord split ya'

#242942 - 04/05/06 05:06 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Cord]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
hey...It's "lets pick on Cord" hour!

poor Cord, his birth certificate has an expiration date.

poor Cord...During sex his wife always wants to talk to him. Just the other night she called him from my hotel.

Poor Cord, His mother never breast fed him. She told him that she only liked him as a friend.

lol j/k away...

#242943 - 04/05/06 06:06 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
Dereck Offline

Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 10416
Loc: Great White North
- Ed you are horribly funny. Just hope Cord never comes to visit because pay back is a beyotch.

#242944 - 04/05/06 07:09 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
RangerG Offline
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Registered: 04/18/05
Posts: 1026
Loc: Chester County, Pennsylvania
Uhhh...errr...I think I wandered into the 12 year old MA class changing room...

Sorry kids...I'm just leaving...
"If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough."

#242945 - 04/05/06 07:37 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: RangerG]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
Ranger, please dont turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly!
I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith. 2 Tim. 4:7

#242946 - 04/05/06 11:42 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
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Speaking of ugly...

If ugly was bricks, your momma would be the projects!

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