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#242927 - 04/05/06 08:07 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
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#242928 - 04/05/06 09:57 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: gojuwarrior1]
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Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
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#242929 - 04/05/06 10:10 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: TimBlack]
RazorFoot Offline
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I overheard this when a friend's father was having a conversation with his daughter-in-law.

Daughter-in law: "I've lost 15 pounds"
Father: " Look behind you, you'll find it"

Scottie
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#242930 - 04/05/06 11:14 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: RazorFoot]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
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You so ugly,
Your dog humps your leg with it's eyes closed!
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#242931 - 04/05/06 11:59 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
Mu Ryuk Offline
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Yo momma's so fat, last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale!
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#242932 - 04/05/06 12:02 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Mu Ryuk]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
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Registered: 12/24/02
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You so stupid, you tried to invent a solar powered flashlight!
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#242933 - 04/05/06 01:37 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: RazorFoot]
Dereck Offline
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Registered: 10/04/04
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Quote:

I overheard this when a friend's father was having a conversation with his daughter-in-law.

Daughter-in law: "I've lost 15 pounds"
Father: " Look behind you, you'll find it"

Scottie




Ouch ... I said something similar years ago. For those women reading this ... I was only joking so don't harp on me.

My Wife: Do you think my bum is getting flabby?
Me: Not when you bend over.
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#242934 - 04/05/06 01:51 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
Cord Offline
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Registered: 01/13/05
Posts: 11399
Loc: Cambridge UK.
Your mother is so fat that last time I f**ked her i burned my a$$ on the lightbulb!
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#242935 - 04/05/06 01:58 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Cord]
Dereck Offline
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Posts: 10413
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Edited by Dereck as later thought inappropriate and borderlinde on forum rules.


Edited by Dereck (04/11/06 12:55 AM)
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#242936 - 04/05/06 02:14 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
why not insult with some flare:

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

Quote:

Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.

Taken from: Antony and Cleopatra




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