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#242917 - 04/04/06 08:42 PM Insult thread!!!
BrianS Offline
Higher rank than you
Professional Poster

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Welcome to my little insult thread. It is intended to be funny so play by the rules or I'll shut it down,lol.

1)One insult per post
2)No names mentioned!
3)Don't take any of it personally,but how could you with no names mentioned?lol
4)Keep it semi clean


You are so ugly that when you were born your momma was fined for littering!!

sup?
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#242918 - 04/04/06 09:46 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
gojuwarrior1 Offline
tougher than you

Registered: 12/24/02
Posts: 1178
Loc: East Coast, USA
Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done !
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#242919 - 04/04/06 11:48 PM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6768
your mommy is so dumb, she has to reach in her bra to count to 2.

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#242920 - 04/05/06 12:31 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ed_Morris]
Dereck Offline
Prolific

Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 10413
Loc: Great White North
Yo' Momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I want your weight. Not your phone number."
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#242921 - 04/05/06 12:49 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Dereck]
Cord Offline
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Registered: 01/13/05
Posts: 11399
Loc: Cambridge UK.
your mothers so dumb she though a 'WET PAINT' sign was a request.
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#242922 - 04/05/06 01:20 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
Ronin1966 Offline
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Registered: 04/26/02
Posts: 3113
Loc: East Coast, United States

His girlfriend is so ugly, when we were ~done~ I gave her 5 bucks... and she had to make CHANGE!!!?



J

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#242923 - 04/05/06 06:11 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: Ronin1966]
BrianS Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
I drive a GMC ext. cab truck,my other ride is your fat momma!
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#242924 - 04/05/06 06:22 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: BrianS]
still wadowoman Offline
Improved beefier techno-prat

Registered: 04/10/04
Posts: 3420
Loc: Residence:UK- Heart:Md, USA
Overheard when I was shopping:
"Wow how evil do you have to be in a former life to be that ugly in this one?"
Hopefully they were talking about someone else and I just happened to be nearby


I've posted this one before, but it was a very long time ago and it's one of my favourites:
Ex husband making huge scene or doorstep, me losing patience
ME: For goodness sake, you're showing yourself up
HIM: I couldn't give a F***
ME: I know, I've seen you try!

Sharon
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#242925 - 04/05/06 06:45 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: still wadowoman]
Gavin Offline
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Registered: 05/11/05
Posts: 2267
Loc: Southend, Essex, UK
Quote:

Ex husband making huge scene or doorstep, me losing patience
ME: For goodness sake, you're showing yourself up
HIM: I couldn't give a F***
ME: I know, I've seen you try!





Ouch!
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#242926 - 04/05/06 07:27 AM Re: Insult thread!!! [Re: still wadowoman]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6768
woman: "You are so less attractive when I'm sober."

man: "Thank god is isn't that often."

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