Welcome to my little insult thread. It is intended to be funny so play by the rules or I'll shut it down,lol.

1)One insult per post
2)No names mentioned!
3)Don't take any of it personally,but how could you with no names mentioned?lol
4)Keep it semi clean


You are so ugly that when you were born your momma was fined for littering!!

sup?

Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done !

your mommy is so dumb, she has to reach in her bra to count to 2.

Yo' Momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I want your weight. Not your phone number."

your mothers so dumb she though a 'WET PAINT' sign was a request.

His girlfriend is so ugly, when we were ~done~ I gave her 5 bucks... and she had to make CHANGE!!!?



J

I drive a GMC ext. cab truck,my other ride is your fat momma!

Overheard when I was shopping:
"Wow how evil do you have to be in a former life to be that ugly in this one?"
Hopefully they were talking about someone else and I just happened to be nearby


I've posted this one before, but it was a very long time ago and it's one of my favourites:
Ex husband making huge scene or doorstep, me losing patience
ME: For goodness sake, you're showing yourself up
HIM: I couldn't give a F***
ME: I know, I've seen you try!

Sharon

Quote:

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Ex husband making huge scene or doorstep, me losing patience
ME: For goodness sake, you're showing yourself up
HIM: I couldn't give a F***
ME: I know, I've seen you try!

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Ouch!

woman: "You are so less attractive when I'm sober."

man: "Thank god is isn't that often."