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#24251 - 03/31/04 10:34 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
Pluto you just sealed your doom
Your future all I see is gloom
No one gives a sh*t
About your hissy fit
You fell for my trap - Kaboom!

The pup has been sniffing the ass
And his muscles they have no mass
Twist your face with contortion
You botched abortion
Pay attention as I instruct class

The Ra [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

You guys have to admit that second verse was pure genius!


[This message has been edited by Raul Perez (edited 03-31-2004).]

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#24252 - 03/31/04 10:44 AM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
well folks i'ts sure been fun
you were all led by the bad one
i'll call it quits
i got the most hits
so in reality,bmj won

no thread ever got so many hits i've assured
that my name will be remembered if for nothing else the hits memoralize my name.
special thanks to raul and wado,you guys are good.could not have done it with out you two.
rarely have i laughed at being slammed so much,thanks guys. you too dog of war in the end you were catching on. [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/cool.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24253 - 03/31/04 10:44 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Dog Of War Offline
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Registered: 03/24/04
Posts: 265
Loc: The Wastelands
Ra,you can't win this race
it's too late to save face
Youre not even of the human genus
You just lack penis
Like any good b*tch I'll put you in place

Man than 2nd lmerick was harsh

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#24254 - 03/31/04 10:52 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Dog Of War Offline
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Registered: 03/24/04
Posts: 265
Loc: The Wastelands
B.M.J,youre ball less
You pack no phallus
I think I'll hook up with your wife
To give her sexual stimulation in life
Feel free to call us

This isn't over yet

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#24255 - 03/31/04 10:54 AM Re: ridiculous thread
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BM I can't believe you're quitting
Surely you are $hi**ing
You can't say you've won
Cos we are not done
But you can get back to your knitting

So now its up to trinity and Ra
We won't quit now, we've come this far,
Although I'm ahead
Raul is not quite dead
But the Dog is just not up to Par!

So long Badmamma, you were a worthy opponent. Special thanks for creating this ridiculous thread Sharon xx

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#24256 - 03/31/04 11:04 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
BMJ so sorry to see you leave
Great insults from you I did receive
You made me laugh hard
You fat tub of lard
I'm still champion I do believe

Dog of war likes to be a jerk
On this thread he does like to lurk
Like a sweet little lass
I'll put my foot up his @$$
Nah I'll let Trin take care of my light work

Ra [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

BMJ between yesterday and today you were spilling some really great limericks. Shame to see a man and his rhymes leave. Until next time buddy. [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24257 - 03/31/04 11:09 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Dog Of War Offline
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Registered: 03/24/04
Posts: 265
Loc: The Wastelands
Trin,this dog isnt down
I think I'll do your sister in town
I bet you listen to Weezer
You nasty skeezer
By the way,your granny pantties are brown

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#24258 - 03/31/04 11:18 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Dog Of War Offline
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Registered: 03/24/04
Posts: 265
Loc: The Wastelands
None can bring the Dog to the pound
I'm a Kung Fu fightin hound
To Ra,I'll go blap
With a mighty pimp slap
hat beating would be profound

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#24259 - 03/31/04 11:28 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
The doggie's trying to be a whore
Attempting to fight a 2 front war
And with Trinity
We'll defeat you like Germany
Why do you keep comming and asking for more?

The Ra

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#24260 - 03/31/04 11:31 AM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
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