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#24191 - 03/30/04 09:32 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Dog Of War Offline
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Registered: 03/24/04
Posts: 265
Loc: The Wastelands
The Dog of War Strikes Again!!!!
Raul,B.M.J,and Trin say the DOG has fleas
Be good lackey's and drop to your knees
I'll come down like thunder
And rip you asunder
You three all have a mental disease

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#24192 - 03/30/04 09:35 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
Dog you are just a pet
Who got caught in the dog catcher's net
And when you are sold
You'll do as your told
Doing anal pleasures I bet

I'm glad that you get the game
A pup you are, and tame
All bark no bite
No one to fright
In fact you are quite lame

BMJ bought you real cheap
And when he feels froggy he'll leap
He can be vile
Doing you doggy style
And when he's done he'll put you to sleep

Don't funk with the Ra [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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#24193 - 03/30/04 09:43 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
You think you're the pick of the litter
But you still need a baby sitter
I think You're a dork
With no one to pork
And it's a fact that you are just a quitter

The Ra

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#24194 - 03/30/04 09:44 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Dog Of War Offline
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Registered: 03/24/04
Posts: 265
Loc: The Wastelands
Raul,Youre no fighter
Nothing more than a pillow biter
I'm not a p***y like Scooby Doo
I'm a bad a$$ in San Soo Kung Fu
To say I do anal,one word,liar

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#24195 - 03/30/04 10:00 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
Trin I bet you thought I would miss
That you attacked my hispanic-ness
But you're no pearl
You ugly white girl
And I just made it with your sis

Now back to the story at hand
The UK is an ugly land
With your fish and chips
Not believing in tips
A few things of which I can't stand

And you need to clean your gums
Not seeing a dentist is dumb
The rot on your teeth
Is well underneath
The standard of the local bums

The Ra has spoken [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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#24196 - 03/30/04 10:12 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
San Soo is really crap
In 3 seconds I would make you tap
And then you were choked
That's right you've been smoked
And for insult your face I did slap

You're just a newbie here
And the Ra you should really fear
You will get fatigued
Cause your out of your league
Oh wait?! Did I just make you tear

Look at you crying away
Just like a little bitch I'd say
San Soo has no merit
You Canadian Ferret
You've been dismissed, there's no reason to stay

The Ra knows no defeat [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

[This message has been edited by Raul Perez (edited 03-30-2004).]

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#24197 - 03/30/04 10:24 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
The Ra is going to bed
But read the words that I said
What a real joke
This dog of war bloke
I'll call him a kitten instead

Trin here's my fair share
The Ra is a ferocious bear
Its all on a movie
Your sister did screw me
You can see me pulling her hair

Now on to the Bad One's face
The ladies it surely does chase
A plague unto thee
Of terrible acne
Once again I rest my case

Buenos Noches [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif[/IMG]

The Ra [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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#24198 - 03/30/04 10:59 PM Re: ridiculous thread
kiwi Offline
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Registered: 07/26/03
Posts: 789
Loc: Wellington New Zealand
Raul your pedo jokes were too low
so it's time to reap what you sow
Your limericks suck
and I hear you f**k ducks
Your now reeling form my low blow.



[This message has been edited by kiwi (edited 03-31-2004).]

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#24199 - 03/30/04 11:54 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
Unregistered


BMJ, while I was sleeping
Strange company you were keeping
A strange little pup
Who was lapping up
The nonsense you were speaking

Now I am awake and ready for more
You have both slunk out the door
You and the dog
Are having a snog
Cos Bms just Dog's bitch whore.

Raul pretends that he's been training
But we know that he's just feigning
He was in the park
When it was dark
And now his bottom's paining

BMJ has made seven pages
It must have taken ages
He has no life
and his poor wife
Says he's useless with the ladies

You three are poor contenders
A sorry trio of pretenders
I'll knock you down
And take the crown
You silly rhyming benders!

Trinity, Queen of the rhyming wars (you three are just queens) [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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#24200 - 03/31/04 12:13 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
Unregistered


I hear the nonsense that you say
Knocking me cos I am U K
But you can't beat me
Evn though there are three
Cos you're just w@n*ers from the U S A

Give it up lady boys, and be careful, the moderator is also a Brit!

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