I think youll agree
that the link you will see
THough an unfortunate mishappening
is why jkogas likes grappling [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif[/IMG]

Please take this as a joke Jkogas.

Bad rhyme but one of the weirdest web sites I have ever seen. I came across this sight while looking for Judo and BJJ related articles (type BJJ articles into google and its the fourth of fifth result).
http://www.matbattle.com/articles/archive/bjj_01.htm


[This message has been edited by kiwi (edited 03-29-2004).]

This reminds me of something in a similar vein on a women's MA forum. A "lady" on there was saying that striking a man in the groin floats her boat in a sexual way.

Funny, sex is the last thing on my mind when I step on a mat (unless it's a fur lined rug [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG] ).

I think anyone walking into a good dojoj/gym with the intention of getting their rocks off would not last very long.

Don't worry John, we're on yur side mate
We don't think you're gay, we all know you're straight
But Badmamma and Raul
Look up this school
Unless you are the founders and this advice is too late! [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]
Trinity

I try to leave but they just pull me back in
BMJ and Trin still think they can win
Neither can be a winner
Cause I served them like dinner
And their big heads I popped with a pin

The Ra

Raul, I'm not suprised you are trying to quit
(Even though it was you that started it)
We all know the score
Your rhyming is poor
And P.S. gayboy, your kata is $h!t
[IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

Wher's Mr V, hasn't he heard?
This post is this thread's 83rd
I wouldn't be shocked
If this thread was locked
And I will blame you, you turd!
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Trinity

The Ra is not gay as you can see
And at the Bar Trin was hitting on me
But after I kissed her
I went home with her sister
Who is now smiling joyfully

Pimp Daddy Ra [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

The Ra attempts to pull the wool over your eyes
Me and my sister both know he prefers guys
You can ask our mother
He only pulled our brother
(And according to him Raul's no prize)
Trinity [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

This gay thing you must put to bed
Cause a girl, next year, I will wed
So get in the kitchen
Your husband is bitchin
To make him his food just like he said

The Ra [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

Trin your katas you can barely perform
Your skill level is well below norm
Ra's like a monsoon
I'll come down like KA-BOOM
Cower before the storm!

The Ra

BMJ you will never be my dad
And I don't know why you think you're bad
Cause your skill is the pits
And you have man tits
And you get roid rage when you get mad

The Ra [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

perhaps it is over, this poetic fender bender
who's gonna be the new title defender?
is it possible to tell who it is that reigns
no doubt about it we need nenippal brains
and trin must be judged the ablest contender!