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#24051 - 03/29/04 01:50 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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'Fraid not Badmamma, you're out of your class,
For your sake don't make me take you to task.
Because gay guy
I'll make you cry
And run home a sobbing when I kick your @$$
Trinty

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#24052 - 03/29/04 01:55 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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John L, a perfectly civil request
How I wish I could obey your behest
But this match Raul started
And he hasn't departed
Cos he cannot admit that I'm the best

Then Into the act came Big Badmamma-J
He's sniffing round Raul cos they are both gay
So I'm in a dilly
Cos they are so silly
They won't admit defeat and go away
[IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

Really sorry if this is hacking anyone else off, but I am on a ROLL
Sharon

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#24053 - 03/29/04 02:10 PM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
wado is taking me to task
in her glory she seems to bask
she claims i am gay
and she's not that way
but we all know she's wearing a mask
girl u can't run with the big dogs [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24054 - 03/29/04 02:14 PM Re: ridiculous thread
JohnL Offline
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Registered: 03/24/03
Posts: 4309
Loc: NY, NY, USA
I trained with Sharon in Colchester,
Specifically at the behest of her,
While she trained in a gi,
She brutally stangled me,
And now I can't wait to see the rest of her.

(Boom, Boom !!)

With apologies for content.

JohnL

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#24055 - 03/29/04 02:24 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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To the two hairy fairies; Raul and BMJ:

See guys, John will vouch that I'm tough
And I wasn't even trying to be rough
I thought I was gentle
So you must be mental
To cross me without knowing your stuff.
Dum diddly dum dum - dum dum
Trinity

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#24056 - 03/29/04 02:27 PM Re: ridiculous thread
JohnL Offline
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Registered: 03/24/03
Posts: 4309
Loc: NY, NY, USA
BMJ how your posts are confusing me,
Why is it that you just refuse to see,
That the ultimate truth,
Without need for proof,
Is that no-one is king here, just me.

JohnL

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#24057 - 03/29/04 02:28 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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BMJ I do wear a mask just as you infer,
The reason to you would never occur,
You see it's my duty
Else my very great beauty
Detracts from the training, you cur!
[IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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#24058 - 03/29/04 02:36 PM Re: ridiculous thread
JohnL Offline
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Registered: 03/24/03
Posts: 4309
Loc: NY, NY, USA
As for Sharon proclaiming her mastery,
Of martial arts and all things dastardly,
She neglected to say,
When keeping me at bay,
She transformed from beauty to Ghastly!!

(That's it, Game over!)

JohnL

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#24059 - 03/29/04 02:41 PM Re: ridiculous thread
immrtldragon Offline
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Registered: 05/22/03
Posts: 1540
Loc: Just outside Philadelphia, PA
[QUOTE]Originally posted by kiwi:
I think youll agree
that the link you will see
THough an unfortunate mishappening
is why jkogas likes grappling [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif[/IMG]

Please take this as a joke Jkogas.

Bad rhyme but one of the weirdest web sites I have ever seen. I came across this sight while looking for Judo and BJJ related articles (type BJJ articles into google and its the fourth of fifth result).
http://www.matbattle.com/articles/archive/bjj_01.htm


[This message has been edited by kiwi (edited 03-29-2004).]
[/QUOTE]

Ewww...dude, that is a disturbing site. Next time I go into my Dojo I don't know if I'm gonna train or throw up. Not that I'm homophobic or anything...to each his own...but that makes the sport look a little...gay. I think of it as choking and throwing people...not sweaty wrestling...dude, I hate you!!!!

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#24060 - 03/29/04 02:42 PM Re: ridiculous thread
immrtldragon Offline
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Registered: 05/22/03
Posts: 1540
Loc: Just outside Philadelphia, PA
BTW...sorry that didn't rhyme.

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