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#23961 - 03/26/04 01:59 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Karate kid Offline
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Registered: 07/07/03
Posts: 598
I guess my new nick name will be john wayne.

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#23962 - 03/26/04 02:18 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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As reported by ficticious news sources:

On the heels of Richard "Beeyotch slap" Simmons stunning NHB victory in Arizona, he has announced plans to start a whole new no holds barred fighting association titled UBSF-Ultimate B**ch Slap Fighting.

In UBSF two contestants will face off in an airport lounge, wearing the required uniform of sparkly tank tops and short-shorts. Contestants will be limited to the fearsome techniques of open hand slaps to the face and certain undisclosed at this time techniques below the waist(rumor has it Fanny patting may well be allowed).

When reached for comment, Simmons released this statement,"I'm coming for you Badmamajama! I will spank you until you beg for mercy!!!!
"Beeyotch slap" Simmons currently has a fight record of 1-0-0.

[This message has been edited by nekogami13 (edited 03-26-2004).]

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#23963 - 03/26/04 02:24 PM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
lmao

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#23964 - 03/26/04 02:41 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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OK Raul, my turn [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

A guy posting on the Energy Arts section
Had a rather interesting suggestion
He said "focus your chi,
Then send it all to me"
But we said "sorry it's out of the question!"
bom bom de bom bom
bom bom!

YOur turn Raul [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]
Trinity

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#23965 - 03/26/04 02:58 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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Registered: 08/08/02
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Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
Trinity is bringing the pain
Her limericks are coming down like rain
She’s busting the rhymes
On the Energy Freaks’ crimes
Whose chi theories are friggin insane

Boda-Bing, Boda-Boom!

The Ra

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#23966 - 03/26/04 03:04 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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Trinity comes back with a warning for Raul
(Who trains at a traditional school)
OK, you were quick with that rhyme,
But you won't win this time
Cos Trinity's just too bloody cool.

Bee boop a doop
Trinity

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#23967 - 03/26/04 03:11 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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This is really funny [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif[/IMG]

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#23968 - 03/26/04 03:16 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
A lot of crap talking from the one they call Trin
Who says that the Ra can not win
Rhymes you have alota
But you don't know Tomari Seisan Kata
So to me you are just living in sin

Whack, Spank, Kapow!

The Ra

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#23969 - 03/26/04 03:24 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Anonymous
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I am afraid our friend Raul is quite wrong,
You see Trinity knew the kata all along
Now her cover is blown
The truh can be known
It was I that taught your Sensei (in Japan, not Hong Kong!)

ner ner ner ner ner
Trinity

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#23970 - 03/26/04 03:36 PM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
Trinity is trying to seal the deal
Attacking my instructors so that I will squeal
You may think you are rough
But the Ra is quite tough
For I'm 155lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal

What's scary about this <The Ra flexes his right bicep muscle>? That I got another one <The Ra flexes his left bicep muscle>!

The Ra

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