Wadowomen

You only THINK your "real" name is Trinity.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by cxt:


Wadowomen

You only THINK your "real" name is Trinity.

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Oracle.......is that you?

There once was a troll on a forum
Who signed on one day just to bore 'em
Some members got cross
But they shouldn't give a toss
Cos the best thing for trolls is ignore 'em

Boom Boom!
Trinity

Oh you got a family...well I eat cottage cheese for dinner, with salt and pepper...arf arf!!

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

"As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.

And for all those that write on the "energy arts" forum....:

Things to do in a Lift:

1) When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

8) Move your desk into the lift and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Crouch silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Act really nervous, hunted, then stare at another passenger for a while, and announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers that it is your personal space.

Grappling is a fad! It is utterly useless against anyone, under any circumstances!
Instead, you must learn to form a chi ball(they are neon pink with blue swirly dots)and throw it at uvula point 1,998,234,567 ,causing loss of bladder control and eventualy brain death.

Behold, the power of chi!

let's hold a contest to see who will complete the most tasks on Bossman's list of things to do in a lift.

I plan to start with the puppet one.
Trinity

[QUOTE]Originally posted by wadowoman:
There once was a troll on a forum
Who signed on one day just to bore 'em
Some members got cross
But they shouldn't give a toss
Cos the best thing for trolls is ignore 'em

Boom Boom!
Trinity

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Excellent Sharon..oops I mean Trinity!
Here's another one but not as good as yours:

Mixed Martial Artists say they run the show
The Traditionalists clearly say no
They’ll engage in a flame war
Their egos thus soar
As Mr. V deletes the posts and screams NO!

Bing, Pow, Kaboom

The Boy Wonder

Ok well, I guess ill post a joke. Scroll down to see the answer.

What do Michael Jackson and JC Penny have in common?


They both have boys pants half off.