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#24281 - 04/01/04 05:06 AM Re: ridiculous thread
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Hey Doggie I've been phoning
The guy that you've been boning
He said that your tool
Is no good at all
And your bottom it needs toning

Wentwest steps into the game
Is he trying to grab some fame?
No use trying
We'll have you crying
When we but you to shame

Badmamma, knew you'd be back - it's TOO addictive isn't it?

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#24282 - 04/01/04 05:20 AM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
just had some feelings to share
to show how the bad one does care
you have my sympothy
dear trinity
your country is ran by blair.

[IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24283 - 04/01/04 05:39 AM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
yall never stood a chance,i did my first limmerick at age 1 yes at 1 i could walk and talk but could not write.
but my mom wrote it down and last night she remined me of how good i was at tender age of 1.
i know you are dying to hear it so it;s comming right up.

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#24284 - 04/01/04 05:42 AM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
mom,stop typing you old typer
come tend to your little boys diaper
and quick in a flash
get rid of this rash
don't make the bad one go hyper

yes at one i was called the bad one [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24285 - 04/01/04 05:49 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
So much for leaving the scene
BMJ Just come clean
You missed it so much
Your keyboard you'll touch
Just to see your name on the screen

I'm like fine wine... the longer this goes the better I get.

The Ra [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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#24286 - 04/01/04 06:02 AM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
son you aint talking to me
this i can plainly see
all women say my place
after seeing my face
is sexiest man on t.v.

to quote them i'm all that and a bag of chips

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#24287 - 04/01/04 06:07 AM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
wado, slowed down,that makes sense
her ryming aint worth two pence
try as she may
she can't beat bmj
that girl is just too dense


it is just too easy [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24288 - 04/01/04 06:18 AM Re: ridiculous thread
Raul Perez Offline
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
BMJ now listen up Jack
Trin and I have a Warsaw Pact
I have loyalty
I'm not French you see
So the Ra Man's got her back

Trin what do you think we should do?
Have Big B sign the document too?
Even though he's rough
He's proven he's tough
Three skulls are better than two

The Ra [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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#24289 - 04/01/04 06:46 AM Re: ridiculous thread
exceptionist 2 Offline
one arm napalm punch

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 438
Loc: Kanagawa Tokyo, Japan
I am almost tempted seriously to spit on this, but no;
you ain't really ready,
i don't do limricks
but I do spit lyrics
and yes there's a difference
and you probably want to hear it
but nope/ keep up the simplest
most weak and hipless limricks
and in an attempt to diss this
ya get left lipless, ya d*ckless,witless
scared sh*tless- but still get pissed off
try to attack and get ya vienna ripped off
games on and I just murdered the kick off
words sound like they were copied off sh*t stalls
I'm sending bombs/you rookies shooting off spit balls
my lyrics are as vicious as me in a pit brawl, my motto is get all/ challengers get called/and they gettin it all/and then I 'll finish with a pin fall/get up smoke a menthol/trying me with some rentals/I can replace ya dentures/shorten ya tenure/put three or four of these limbs up in ya/then I'm keepin ya spleen and ya liver/ give em back so you can have the guts to continue...man hold up, what am I doing, O.k. you guy's can have it back now...lessons over.

the exception

[This message has been edited by exceptionist 2 (edited 04-01-2004).]

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#24290 - 04/01/04 07:01 AM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
eimneim you aint,go back to school [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/cool.gif[/IMG]

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