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#24121 - 03/30/04 11:37 AM Re: ridiculous thread
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What a load of old crap from BadMamma-J
As if I would fancy that ugly old gay
If I wanted to make The Ra cry
I wouldn't hit on his guy
I would just take his dummy away!

Sorry BadMamma, you just aint my type
So knock on the head this load of old tripe
Your face is too scary
Your knuckles are hairy
And I don't like the size of your pipe!
[IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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#24122 - 03/30/04 12:04 PM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
wado says my pipe don't please
funny she still hit her knees
she said it's so long
my goodness king kong
then called me hercules


girl hang it up u can not take third let alone first [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24123 - 03/30/04 12:07 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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I have never seen Bmj's pipe at all
This information came from Raul:
It's just 4inches fully reared,
When lying down it dissapeared.
I think I'll stick to a full sized tool!
[IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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#24124 - 03/30/04 12:19 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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Here's a link so you can all see
The thing that has been bothering me
Raul, well I never!
Here's you and BM together
After training having your tea!
http://www.screamingqueens.com/ind/table_geisha.html

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#24125 - 03/30/04 12:20 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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wado,i'll let that slide
your secret i'll let you hide
you try to disguise
the truth with your lies
4 inches your talking how wide.


u can't beat me girl [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24126 - 03/30/04 12:24 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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Badmamma I'm sorry for your trouble
And I hate to burst your bubble
But you see, the thing is
You confuse centimetres and inches
Check your ruler again at the double!



[This message has been edited by wadowoman (edited 03-30-2004).]

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#24127 - 03/30/04 12:31 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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Registered: 08/08/02
Posts: 2805
Loc: Lake Ronkonkoma, NY, USA
BMJ itís time to put you to bed
So stop giving truck drivers road head
With your herpes sore
Cause youíre being a whore
Man I hope your appetites fed

Now Trinity tried to give me a kiss
But I ducked so that she would miss
Cause one smell of her breath
Made me see death
Listerine could take care of this

The Ra has spoken [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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#24128 - 03/30/04 12:37 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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wado, i tip my hat
you got your turn at bat
i checked it out hon
female cop thought i packed gun
said i need permit for that


give it up girl [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24129 - 03/30/04 12:46 PM Re: ridiculous thread
badmamajama Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 1509
wado is now on the make
bmj's heart she wants to take
she winks at me now
then hollers wow
bmj can i play with your snake?


i'm just out classing u guys ,your loseing flow,keep it tight or say good night [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#24130 - 03/30/04 12:51 PM Re: ridiculous thread
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Raul and BadMama are about to quit the scene
What a pair of gay-boy has beens!
Off they will log
Together to snog
And I am the forum limerick queen!

Badmama's boy surely the mickey you take
Listen to me now for goodness sake.
You're so bloody dumb
And by the way your mum
Is just humouring you, its a worm not a snake!

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