Here's the problem. Guys are automatically set up for failure by having valentines day,it's some sort of man hating conspiracy and eventually every man will get in trouble over it.
YOU MUST by flowers!
YOU MUST buy chocolate!
YOU MUST buy a card!
YOU MUST buy a stuffed animal with hearts on it!
All of these are cliche' and will fail you eventually for different reasons.
Oficially I bought my girlfriend a dozen roses,chocolate,and pretty pink heart pajamas. Luckily,this is not my year and I passed the test!!
If the test failed I would have gone for the RNC and tell her later that she fainted in the presence of my spectacular gift!!