I say that when you bite someone you run the risk of getting a nasty disease.

I say trying to bite at long range is a good way to get your teeth knocked out, At close range is another matter or used to escape a head lock or sort. Remember these guys are not going to be students letting you demo a technqiues. So acting crazy is different then being crazy and so is its success rate.

Attacking conventionaly entering and covering and end up with a bite or choke, things happen but I'd opt to stay moving and striking any pause leaves a chance to be hit hard and solid or tackled and stomped. Instead of techniques that make you pause I opt for eye, throat, grion, joint/knee attacks something that will make them pause.

Passing bodily fliuds is not the healthiest thhing to do now days, blood on your skin is one thing, but in your mouth under your tongue is one of the quickest way to get it into your system. Be it H-ABC r Aids or whatever gross out. I know you are jesting but this something to think about!!! I riddle you this, What happens then?

Pack your pants w/peanut butter.
I dont remember where I heard this, movie, tv, book or something.
A guy was facing going to jail for something, but prior to him attending court he packed his @$$ w/peanut butter. Then in the middle of court he reached in his pants and pulled out the peanut butter and started eating it. The judge ruled him to be insane and he didnt go to prison.
Just do that, but remember to always pack yourself w/peanut butter

ROFLMBO!!

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Pack your pants w/peanut butter.
I dont remember where I heard this, movie, tv, book or something.
A guy was facing going to jail for something, but prior to him attending court he packed his @$$ w/peanut butter. Then in the middle of court he reached in his pants and pulled out the peanut butter and started eating it. The judge ruled him to be insane and he didnt go to prison.
Just do that, but remember to always pack yourself w/peanut butter

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Crazy!!! But you don't give your attackers/cell mates nor the jugde much credit for smarts, the two masses have different aromas.

Sound like an extra 2-5 more years or a visit to the real Crazy house or a real down and dirty a$$ whipping mixed with dirt, PB and your blood.

I'd rather try the "I FEARED for LIFE plead" or "All right, but some us are going get hurt bad!".

Pack PB in your pants, NOT GOOD advice, a messy joke though.