Sweet! Now I just need to lobby other members...
If elected, I promise to lower taxes, raise bridges, and create a universal & entire educational curriculum based on martial arts films. For example:
Teacher: Daniel La Russo is getting a beating by five high school bullies. If Mr. Myaigi takes care of three of the bullies, how many does that leave?
Student: Two bullies sensei!
Teacher: Partial credit. Your arithmetic was correct, but you forgot to kihap at the end of your answer...
"Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food"