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#207873 - 11/25/05 07:57 PM Re: Over the top... [Re: rideonlythelabel]
Christie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/05
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Loc: Waterloo, ON
Quote:

Quote:

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I'm getting the impression that some of you are exagerating a bit here. Remember, there can only be one.

And that's me.






Vous êtes confondus mon ami, parce que JE suis LE seul un!




* restrains urge to correct Christie's french *




I tried!!! ... and I know very well it isn't correct. French was my first language and the condensed story is that after 7 years of not speaking it I lost a lot of it and am slowly starting to get it back... very very slowly...

but I still say he is confused, I am the only one.

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#207874 - 11/26/05 01:49 AM Re: Over the top... [Re: Ed_Morris]
Dereck Offline
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I am god and I created you all, now shut up.

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#207875 - 11/26/05 04:34 PM Re: Over the top... [Re: Dereck]
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I've seen a good Steven segal film made in the last ten years!
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#207876 - 11/26/05 08:24 PM Re: Over the top... [Re: oldman]
funstick5000 Offline
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I'm a gynocologist




i'm still immature enough to consider that the perfect career!
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#207877 - 11/27/05 03:02 AM Re: Over the top... [Re: funstick5000]
BuDoc Offline
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Ithought that too, until about 6 minutes into day #1. It was then that I realized that they are not all 18 and hot!

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#207878 - 11/27/05 02:30 PM Re: Over the top... [Re: BuDoc]
ShikataGaNai Offline
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I am presently working on a be-all/end-all martial arts system, which is coincidentally based on gynecology and...

..ok, i'm not even going to finish this one..

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#207879 - 11/27/05 03:06 PM Re: Over the top... [Re: ShikataGaNai]
trevek Offline
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I think you're scraping a bit here!
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#207880 - 11/27/05 11:58 PM Re: Over the top... [Re: rideonlythelabel]
UofM Shorin Ryu Offline
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Registered: 02/07/05
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Did I mention that I am not subject to the laws of physics?





I breakdance.... I'M not subject to the laws of physics...And I'll get the videos up here to prove it!

I am also GM of Combat-Ryu, one of 2 instructors in the country, in which there are only two options to any situation: Break the neck, crush the trachea....

This art has no relation to "break the wrist, walk away" however, and any affiliation or correlation is purely coincidental.....

"Vous êtes confondus mon ami, parce que JE suis LE seul un! "

Lemme try to translate from what I know about Spanish....
You are confusing {yourself with} my friend, because HE is THE (only?) one!!

En español:
Tú estás confusando con mi amigo,porque ÉL es EL sólo UNO!

I dunno if any of that is correct, I just wanted to try...


Edited by UofM Shorin Ryu (11/28/05 12:03 AM)
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#207881 - 11/28/05 01:50 AM Re: Over the top... [Re: MattJ]
BrianS Offline
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Remember, there can only be one.




That's what my urologist said several months ago.


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And that's me.




Ok,atleast now I know what to call it.

As a fetus I practiced sanchin kata relentlessly for 9 months in the womb. at first I had to go through it in my mind until my limbs developed,but by the time I reached 8lbs I had perfected it. When I was delivered I broke the doctors hand for trying to slap my fanny. Ever since I have shown the true bunkai for sanchin kata,it is a defense for a fanny slap. That's why the pelvis is pushed forward and tightened. It must be in the genes,my son did the same thing?
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#207882 - 11/28/05 02:35 AM Re: Over the top... [Re: BrianS]
trevek Offline
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Loc: Poland
TRANSLATION!!!!!

For those from the Old Country (Britain), we should mention that 'Fanny' is the US term for the bottom/behind/butt (US again) and NOT a word for the thing on the other side which females have (a lady's 'front bottom', as it were).
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