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#202614 - 12/09/05 06:01 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: Christie]
BuDoc Offline
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Registered: 05/03/05
Posts: 1067
Loc: USA and Abroad
I have monkeys in my backyard!

No seriously!

Monkeys! Real live monkeys! Last night one fell out of a coconut palm right into my swimming pool!

I'm not kidding!

I'm going to start leaving beer out for them at night. Or do you think they would prefer wine?

If they like to drink and keep coming around, I will get them to teach my students some Drunken Monkey Style.

I'm just kidding. I would never let them teach my students. They might show me up!

But I really do have them in my backyard(sometimes). And one did fall into my pool.

Honestly!

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#202615 - 12/09/05 06:06 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: DullBlade42]
LastGURU Offline
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Registered: 05/08/05
Posts: 148
Loc: Riga, Latvia
Quote:

Please try to stay on the topic of off-topicness, please.

Is it possible to go off-topic on an off-topic thread? I guess that would be to stay on topic. But then every other post would be another topic! But changing the topic every other post would be staying on the topic of being off-topic..!


Ahhhh the conundrum!



we are going cycles with this.. i remember seing such statements for like three or four times at least in this thread...

what is the topic of this thread? to be off-topic. so being off-topic in an off-topic thread means to be on topic... we just need to find out what topic is this... and the topic is... off topic... so we can just talk about off-topicing as such... maybe that is the solution?
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#202616 - 12/09/05 08:24 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: ButterflyPalm]
RangerG Offline
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Registered: 04/18/05
Posts: 1026
Loc: Chester County, Pennsylvania
Quote:

I want to change my username to "Butter"
or maybe "Buttonfly?"




Howbout just "501"

I have 3 just delivered pizza's...anyone want a slice?

I wonder if a slice of pizza can lead to a satori?

I may change my name to Ku Shin or Kugai.....
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#202617 - 12/09/05 08:50 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: RangerG]
DullBlade42 Offline
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Registered: 11/22/04
Posts: 1277
Loc: Long York, New Island
I may change my name to "Chinchipackanichi"

Pronounced: "Chin Chee Pack uh nee chee"

Meaning the Dullest of Blades.....
in uhm, Germageianse...ish *Clears throat*
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#202618 - 12/09/05 09:04 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: RangerG]
ButterflyPalm Offline
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Registered: 08/26/04
Posts: 2637
Loc: Malaysia

"501?"

I'll be hearing from Mr.Levi's lawyers.

Maybe 5011; yeah, that'll make those lawyers tear their hair out.

By the way, '501' was just a stock number for his merchandise when he started his business selling clothes.

3 pizzas (family size?) all by yourself? You'll get more than satori; you'll get Boddhidama's revenge.

Just curious -- what the 'G' in RangerG stands for?

Just to keep this post on off-topic, I'll just mention that I honestly have no problem whatsoever in believing that Budoc has monkeys in his backyard or frontyard or in his right hand shirt pocket.
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#202619 - 12/09/05 09:48 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: ButterflyPalm]
RazorFoot Offline
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Registered: 12/01/04
Posts: 2064
Loc: Seated at the computer, DUH
I read in the paper that a suicidal twin killed his brother by mistake and that space aliens are having Elvis love child.

Why is it when we get older hair grows on everything elese better than it does on our heads? Ears, nose, knuckles, anywhere else but your head. Hmmmm?
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#202620 - 12/09/05 10:27 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: RazorFoot]
ButterflyPalm Offline
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Registered: 08/26/04
Posts: 2637
Loc: Malaysia
Quote:

Why is it when we get older hair grows on everything elese better than it does on our heads? Ears, nose, knuckles, anywhere else but your head. Hmmmm?




Its all to do with gravity.

Have you checked the lowest point of your belly lately? or can you even see that far
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#202621 - 12/09/05 10:43 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: BuDoc]
BrianS Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5959
Loc: Northwest Arkansas
Monkeys in Florida? What kind of monkeys?

A redhead walks into a clinic. She tells the doc that she hurts all over!! She begins to poke herslelf randomly saying "ouch!" everytime she makes contact. The doc asks her if she's a true redhead.She replies no that people were making fun of her blonde hair so she dyed it. The doc says ok,well,your finger is broke.
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#202622 - 12/09/05 10:55 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: BrianS]
Ed_Morris Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 6772
today, a dog pooped and it melted the snow around it in a perfect circle.

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#202623 - 12/09/05 11:24 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: Ed_Morris]
DullBlade42 Offline
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Registered: 11/22/04
Posts: 1277
Loc: Long York, New Island
Well how about that for some Grade A feces.

I remember as a child, I put a piece of dry dog food in between an oreo/ice cream sandwhich and fed it to my brother.

He asked for some more even after we told him what was in it.

Man, we tortured him.

But in a brotherly way...which means the worst kind of way
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