I just had a truly disturbing incident happen. I walked into the bathroom to.....uh.....use the bathroom. I was immediately hit with the smell of.......
I know, I wasn't expecting that either. And while I enjoy the scent of fesh popcorn, I couldn't really enjoy it, due to the location. I mean, I was constantly on the (olfactory) balls of my feet, circling defensively, awaiting the *ahem* common lavatory odors.
How cruel is that? Lavatories are supposed to smell like lavatories. Don't tease.
"In case you ever wondered what it's like to be knocked out, it's like waking up from a nightmare only to discover it wasn't a dream." -Forrest Griffin