A baby polar bear asks its mother, "mummy, am I a polar bear?"
"yes, dear! Of course you are, you've got white fur."
"Really, I'm not a grizzly bear am I?"
"No dear, grizzlies are black or brown, they aren't white, like us polar bears."
"I'm not a Persian brown bear, am I?"
"Don't be silly dear, they live in persia and you live in the arctic... and you're white, not brown."
"Listen, you are white, you live in the arctic and you are a POLAR BEAR, got it? Why don't you believe me?"
"Well, I'm bloody freezing, that's why!"
See how well I block your punches with my jaw!!
Supporting everyone saying "nuts to cancer"