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#202564 - 12/06/05 12:23 AM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: Ed_Morris]
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penguin

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#202565 - 12/06/05 04:54 AM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: Christie]
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Quote:

penguin




taste good to a polar bear. Are there any bi-polar bears?
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#202566 - 12/06/05 05:43 AM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: BrianS]
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A baby polar bear asks its mother, "mummy, am I a polar bear?"

"yes, dear! Of course you are, you've got white fur."

"Really, I'm not a grizzly bear am I?"

"No dear, grizzlies are black or brown, they aren't white, like us polar bears."

"I'm not a Persian brown bear, am I?"

"Don't be silly dear, they live in persia and you live in the arctic... and you're white, not brown."

"But..."

"Listen, you are white, you live in the arctic and you are a POLAR BEAR, got it? Why don't you believe me?"

"Well, I'm bloody freezing, that's why!"
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#202567 - 12/06/05 05:44 AM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: BrianS]
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Are there any bi-polar bears?




A bear's dating preferences are it's own business!
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#202568 - 12/06/05 05:55 AM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: trevek]
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How to catch a polar bear.

1) Cut a hole in the ice
2) Line the hole with peas
3) When the bear comes to take a pee kick him in the ice hole

I never understood this joke. You haven't caught the bear at all.You simply have a wet [censored] off polar bear!lol
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#202569 - 12/06/05 06:15 AM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: BrianS]
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a somewhat grizzly situation!
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#202570 - 12/06/05 01:25 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: Christie]
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Where did that penguin come from?

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#202571 - 12/06/05 01:46 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: nenipp]
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You mean, the penguin on the telly?

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#202572 - 12/06/05 01:47 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: nenipp]
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Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed. Roger. Ready to move out.

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#202573 - 12/06/05 02:28 PM Re: An unusual thread... [Re: harlan]
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Don't panic now, please

Edit: "panik" looked kind of strange, it should be spelled "panic" shouldn't it?


Edited by nenipp (12/06/05 02:33 PM)

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