I just had a truly disturbing incident happen. I walked into the bathroom to.....uh.....use the bathroom. I was immediately hit with the smell of.......
Popcorn.
I know, I wasn't expecting that either. And while I enjoy the scent of fesh popcorn, I couldn't really enjoy it, due to the location. I mean, I was constantly on the (olfactory) balls of my feet, circling defensively, awaiting the *ahem* common lavatory odors.
How cruel is that? Lavatories are supposed to smell like lavatories. Don't tease.
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