First of all I'm going to state I think you should be banned from these forums for being so ignorant JKogas. I'm not going to say anything more about this on that matter.
>Why don’t I like it? Because NINJUTSU SUCKS!!! Because it’s a CRAP program, with CRAP training methods (I mean, come on – SMOKE BOMBS and CLIMBING SPIKES???!!!) and worst of all, all of the “Ninjas” I’VE ever known couldn’t fight themselves out of wet tissue paper. Is that enough?<
We don't use smoke bombs in dojo training. 'Climbing spikes' are not used for climbing, they're used for catching swords which is a skill practiced in muto dori. You can see a video of that demonstrated here. This is a skill that is part of one of the schools we learn. It is a traditional art, we learn traditional techniques. I'd like to see you put on a pair and catch one. Just because you think the particular skill is useless does not make the art bad or inneffective. If you tried to do this you'd get your fingers chopped off. They're also used for slashing the face and in assisting grappling techniques.
http://www.ninpo.org/ninpotechniques/shuko.htmlI would also recommend you take a look at some of the other techniques. They are not demonstrated in free form as to prevent unknowledgeable people from being able to use the techniques without training.
http://www.ninpo.org/Genbukan/ryuha.htmBased on the horribly innacurate and sweeping generalizations you've made now and in the past, I'm lead to believe you are either outright lying or you have never ever actually met with a ninjutsu practicioner. We do not practice ashida kim, frank dux arts or any of that trash. These are real martial arts with sound techniques.
>Good for you. I hope everything went ok for you in highschool (where did it happen, SHOP CLASS? That’s where you nerds usually get beat up….)<
Actually no, it was in my own home against a robber who tried to come in through the window to rob me. I wound up slicing his arm open with a sword. But thanks for the respect. What have you done recently Mr. Armchair Quarterback?
>I’m always interested in watching a fight. Sure, posts links and whatever you have.<
I don't know of any online clips of that fight. If you'd like a VHS of it why not email Ralph Severe and ask him for one, I'm 100% positive he'll send you a copy probably just for the price of shipping. They recorded all the fights including those between students as well as the 2 instructors themselves. I believe his website is
www.artofcombat.com. Send Ralph an email and ask.
>I really don’t CARE about maai<
This is why you would get your @$$ handed to you in a fight by anyone trained in real ninjutsu. Ma ai means distancing and positioning. If you really don't care about these things (and you've been training in JKD all those years) and still have no clue about them, well, I don't know what to say. But good luck to you standing there like a bonehead when someone comes into pound you, remember, you don't care about positioning!
>Why haven’t they?<
Because they don't want to. Most of them have better things to do than look tough, oil themselves up and wrestle with other men in speedos in front of 30,000 people.
>Who CARES!<
You pollute this forum and are not worthy of learning real martial arts. You lack the kind of respect and level headedness a martial artist should possess.
As far as I'm concerned you are an armchair quarterback. Stop lying about your experiences with ninjutsu, you've never come in contact with it in your life.
You absolutely do not deserve to be a moderator here. You consistently break every rule these forums have listed and you do it without regard to any of your fellow posters. This community is better without you here.