"I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?"

"Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking
independently. Be the chess player, not the chess
piece. ”

~ Ralph Charell

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid. -- The Duke

Said this to someone when I was workin' at a fast food joint. He was flippin' out about the job.

"Buddy, at the end of the day it's jus' fries and tater tots. Grab a smoke"

Then there are ...

"Life is a tide ...Ride it out, or you'll jus' get wet."

"We all follow a path. In each path you may come across potholes. Some hidden, some plain as day. Try not to trip over ALL of them, atleast."

"Damn I'm Pretty."

And my personal favorite ...my own signature.

-Ket

Barney: You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you?

Fred: Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME!

Barney: I won't tell her, Fred.

Fred: Thanks pal.


-The Flintstones

My 3 favorite inspirational quotes:

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"Well, you got yourself a man-whore."

"Free beer."

1. "Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge hammer." - Major Holdridge

2. "He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened. He who conquers others has physical strength.
He who conquers himself is strong." -Tao-te Chin

3. -And further, the disciple is clearly conscious in his going and coming; clearly conscious in looking forward and backward, clearly conscious in bending and stretching (any part of hi body); clearly conscious in eating, drinking, chewing and tasting: clearly conscious in discharging excrement and urine, clearly conscious in walking, standing, sitting, falling asleep and awakening; clearly conscious in speaking and in keeping silent.

Buddha Sakyamuni

"pain is weakness leaving the body"

We do not train to win or lose, but to remain undefeated...
Japanese saying.

When you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there...