I know, I said probably Monday, but I have changed my mind. Let the games begin. (translation: I am so bored at work, I am about to start gnawing on my desk.)

Ok, first one to 10 wins. Again, these quotes may not be strictly from MA films, but are related to conflict/combat in one way or another. Please reference the quote number in your replies, so I know which one you are responding to.

PM me if I accidently do one that has already been done!

Quote 1 -

"It's a trick. Get an axe."

Army of Darkness.

RazorFoot is on the board with 1 point.

Quote 2 -

"Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.."

"Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course."

#2
blazing saddles?

Crash ties it up with 1 point for quote 2.

Quote 3 -

"The enemy has only images and illusions behind which he hides his true motives. Destroy the image and you will break the enemy."

#3. Enter the Dragon

Cord nails #3 for 1 point.

Quote 4 -

"Did you know that "if" is the middle of the word "life"?"

Quote 5 -

"Your father appears to be cooperating. You will be back with him soon. Won't that be nice?"

"Not as nearly as nice as watching him smash your face in!"

Commando for quote 5

Apocalypse Now for Quote 4

RazorFoot has 2. Shidokai on board with 1.

Quote 6 -

"You're going to regret this for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it!"

Quote 8 -

"I don't like you. You know why? You don't curse. I don't trust a man who doesn't curse."

6 is Demolition Man
7 is Falling Down...I think. I haven't seen it in a while.

Shidokai takes the lead with 3 points.

Quote 8 -

"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your a**, the water on my knee will quench your thirst."

Ah crap...I wanna say Full Metal Jacket, but I think that's something else...

Quote 8: Major Payne.

ZombieZero jumps in with 1 point.

Quote 9 -

"Wake up! Time to die!"

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!

Rade Blunner! Ah...crap...I mean Rane Bludder! Smap and a half...tip of my tongue...

Blade Runner!
*interception*

Shidokai extends the lead with another point, for a total of 4.

Quote 10 -

"World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God."

Dr. No

And the hits keep on coming. Harlan grabs her first point.

Quote 11 -

"Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

"Death smiles at us all..."

is from Gladiator.

And Harlan knocks it out of the park for a total of 2 points. Watch your back, Shidokai!

Quote 12 -

"You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend."

quote 12: bloodsport

(I admit it...I saw that one. VD is cute. )

Be nice...or I will go back to the zen forum.

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VD is cute.

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I wouldnt call it that myself, but it is easily treatable

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No dont go, the longer you stay, the more likely you are to be indoctrinated into the world of trashy 80's ninja movies!

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Harlan knows her VD! Another point for a total of 3.

Quote 13 -

"Hurry to meet Death before you're place is taken."

13th warrior

And Harlan is now tied for first place with 4 points.

Quote 14 -

"The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive."

#14 full metal jacket

Crash doubles his(?) score for a total of 2.

And now a two-fer:

Quote 15 -

A) "Why didn't they plant the bomb in (the) stove?"
"Yeah. Think of all the needless suffering that could've ended there!"

B) "You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with an expert in guerilla warfare. With a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, to ignore weather, to live off the land. To eat things that would make a billy goat puke."

hunted?

quote 15

a part - lethal weapon 2?
b part is first blood

Harlan racks up 2 more, taking the lead with 6 points.

Quote 16 -

"Explain this to me again. I didn't know somebody could shoot themself with their own arrow."

Deliverance?

ZZ doubles his score to 2.

Quote 17 -

"An idea has been growing in my head for some time now: TRUE force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again."

Takushii Doraibaa!

(Taxi Driver, for the non Japanese speakers among us...)

MJ, who said they werent very good at quotes? - your giving us some doozies

Thanks, Cord. I think you will appreciate this next quote. Shidokai tightens the gap with a total of 5 points now.

Quote 18 -

"Training is useful, but there is no substitute for experience."

Is that 'soldier' with kurt Russell?

Good guess, but no sir. I did really like Soldier, though.

18 - From Russia with love?

fattts14 makes it on the board with 1 point.

Quote 19 -

"I won't speak of disgusting things because they disgust me!"

SAIIIKOOOO!

(Psycho)

Shidokai matches Harlan to a tie at 6 points.

Quote 20 -

"I admire its purity, its sense of survival; unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality."

Something...alien.

And while we are in the realm of space...Goodbye Mr. Scott (James Doohan). A nice man, that I had the privilege to meet several times. A good actor, and the best damn engineer that never was.

http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/news/article/12920.html

Harlan's quote-jitsu is strong! She reclaims the lead with 7 points.

Quote 21 -

"I am not insane! I am a sane man fighting for his soul!"

I vant to suck your blood DRACULA - QUOTE 21

Fattts14 crushes another one for 2 points.

Quote 22 -

"You don't need a patch on your arm to have honor."

A Few Good Men

(now, I have every intention of quitting here...because I just realized...that if I won...I would have to take over this darn thing)

Not true! You can win and nominate a person to take the week for you. Thats how MJ got this week. Keep playing, you rgood at it, besides its a nice lowbrow diversion from the zen forum isnt it?

Harlan stretches her lead with 8 points. DON'T YOU QUIT ON ME NOW!!!! FINISH THEM!!!!!

Ahem. *mops up testosterone* Sorry. What I mean is, Harlan you're doing a great job! Keep it up!

Quote 23 -

"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep."

I don't watch Adam Sandler movies. I can see him in my head...just can't figure out which one it was!

Oh, I'm very disappointed......say the name already!

quote 23-happy gilmore

Fattts14 ups the ante to 3.

Quote 24 -

"It is difficult to associate these horrors with the proud civilizations that created them. Sparta, Rome, The Knights of Europe, the Samurai. They worship strength, because it is strength that makes all other values possible."

whhhaaaaaaa Enter the Dragon hiyaaaa!

fattts14 does it again for a total of 4.

Quote 25 -

"You believe a man can change his destiny?"
"I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed."

25 is the last samuri

ZiggyTKD makes it across the line with 1 point.

Quote 26 -

"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."

Oh, HAL.

2001.

I'm too slow. Everyone else seems to post before I can get here.

Shidokai comes back strong with 7 points.

Quote 27 -

"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."

Sweet. Pulp Fiction.

Shidokai ties it up with 8 points.

Quote 28 -

"You were brave to fight them."

"To fight back when I'm attacked? A dog has that kind of courage."

28 - Troy

Well everyone, it looks like we can declare total victory.......for me. No one got to 10 points. However, Harlan and Shidokai did play a tough game, each ending with 8 points.

I hereby relenquish control to either one of you two (whoever wants it), or Cord can decide what's next.

Bon chance!