I don't know... is it just me or does "Taekwondo'ed his a$$" sound a little ponderous to you?

Taekwondo'd his a$$ ... I like it Leo.

Speaking of ER ... when younger (20's) and after a fight where I had to get stitches over my eye (yes I was stupid), an unconscious man was brought in on a stretcher and his face was mush. It seems as he was coming through a window the older lady hit him in the face with a frying pan. The cops and I laughed our heads off when he finally awoke and was screaming like a little girl. I guess you can say she "frying panned his a$$" ... or should I say "face".

Now I know who the one other person in the world, that saw Ishtar, is!

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Some references are just so satisfyingly obtuse they just beg to be used.

Make it three people who regretted seeing that sad example of a movie!

Bad!!!!!

Less ponderous is "I TKD'd his a$$"
Maybe, "I drunken mastered his a$$"
or, to add a little French to it, "I savated his a$$"

if there was an SAS version of Krav et al then maybe "I SAS'd his a$$"

I believe that an actual member of the SAS would say " I Regimented his a$$"

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Now that I think of it I think I saw Bfly and Oldman in that empty theater when I went and saw Gigli!

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Seen both of these flics. Ishtar (Released 1987) on TV and Gigli (Released 2003) on video. Got through both alive. Will never get this time back. I'd like to Taekwondo their a$$'s.