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#158093 - 06/20/05 01:04 AM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: eyrie]
butterfly Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 3012
Loc: Torrance, CA
Eyrie,

That's some scary terminology and would only work, pardon the non-PC allusion, if only one of these guys was a Ned Beatty look alike.

"Squeal like a pig." Just horrible connotations....Horrible....

-B

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#158094 - 06/20/05 01:29 AM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: butterfly]
eyrie Offline
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Registered: 12/28/04
Posts: 3106
Loc: QLD, Australia
Holy crap! Oops..... sorry...completely innocent and unintentional....honest... I swear...

I'm afraid you are dating yourself...

*right folks, move along, it's not a pretty sight...move along*

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#158095 - 06/20/05 03:35 AM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: BuDoc]
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Registered: 06/09/05
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Loc: Argentina
IŽd KaliŽd (Called) his a$$ (Kali=Escrima)...
IŽd Tai Chi Chuaned his A$$ ??
IŽd Samboed his a$$
IŽd Krav Magaed (or Kapap Lotared) his a$$ ?
I Kendoed his A$$..
IŽd Pencak Silated his a$$ ???
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#158096 - 06/20/05 09:11 AM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: JoelM]
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Quote:

"Hey there, Bobby. Whacha doin'?"

"Practicin this here martial art, Charlie."

"Oh yeah, what's it called?"

"Ice-screama cookie-do"

"Wow, that there's a fancy name!"

"I know, I learned directly from the Grandmasters, Guro Ben and Guro Jerry."




Methinks I should have gone to bed a bit earlier last night...
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#158097 - 06/20/05 09:11 AM Wrestle [Re: Outshined]
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This doesn't work as a joke for me 'cause what I do is a verb.
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#158098 - 06/21/05 01:38 AM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: eyrie]
butterfly Offline
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Eyrie,

I suppose I am dating myself...but didn't have the heart to put a smilely face at the end of my statement. Didn't know how it would be taken, but was meant in good humor.

I am now going to drink a beer and stay away from any backwoods banjo players.

-B

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#158099 - 06/21/05 06:56 AM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: butterfly]
eyrie Offline
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A bit cold for a beer this time of the year down here, my friend...

Likewise, likewise, but with a scotch instead....

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#158100 - 06/21/05 06:36 PM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: eyrie]
butterfly Offline
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Eyrie,

Ok...for your benefit, I do have a nice bottle of Macallan at home. I will, just for you, have a small glass tonight, even though it may be winter down under and is nice and warm here.

To your health, sir!

-B

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#158101 - 06/21/05 08:05 PM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: butterfly]
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Joel, You don't know who Billy Jack is?


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#158102 - 06/22/05 07:52 AM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: BuDoc]
Kintama Offline
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"Back-the-F-off, before I get feudal on yo a$$."

"This cat rolled up and Seisan'd my a$$, so I low-down and throw some Naihanchi his way...catch 'DAT M.F.!"

"Dat cat was going all Bushido up on m' a$$ n-sheet."

"Served him his a$$ with supersized McDojo !"

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