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#158083 - 06/19/05 08:49 PM Your MA as a verb
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Registered: 05/03/05
Posts: 1067
Loc: USA and Abroad
Here's a little story about a recent ER patient.

I walk into the ER the other night and my first patient has a nice head and face laceration. The nurse has the history, I'm ready to suture.

Me: So what happened Mr X?
X: Doc, we was sitting out on the porch ya know smokin and drinkin. My boy starts saying some $h!t to this cat that rolls up on bike. One thing leads to another and this cat jumps off the bike like Jet Li and Kung Fu'd my a$$.

Me: Kung Fu'd your a$$ ?(trying not to laugh)
X: yeah Kung Fu'd my a$$ and I ain't even said nothing to him. I'm gonna smoke that MF'r!!

Me: How about you learn some Kung Fu and Kung Fu his a$$?
X: Where I'm gonna learn that?

I proceded to write him a prescription and put the Green Dragon society website on it

All night long we were walking around trying to make MA's into verbs. Some worked better than others.

I karate'd his a$$
I Muy Thaid his a$$(one of my favorites)
I jiu-jitsu'd his a$$
I capoeira'd his a$$ (doesn't really work)

Feel free to add your own.

Or Ignore this thread completely. I was overtired then and thought it was funny. I'm overtired now telling you about it.

I will probably read this tomorrow and realize that I have lost IQ points, and have actually made you dumber for bearing with me

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#158084 - 06/19/05 09:14 PM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: BuDoc]
eyrie Offline
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Loc: QLD, Australia
Hmmmm.... his *a$$* got Kung Fu'd and sustained a nice *head and face* laceration? Hmmmm.... ROTFLMOL!

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#158085 - 06/19/05 09:17 PM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: eyrie]
JoelM Offline
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Registered: 07/26/04
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Loc: Georgia, USA
Quote:

Hmmmm.... his *a$$* got Kung Fu'd and sustained a nice *head and face* laceration? Hmmmm.... ROTFLMOL!




Would that make him a butthead?
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#158086 - 06/19/05 09:24 PM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: JoelM]
Bushi_no_ki Offline
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Registered: 05/03/05
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Loc: POM, Monterey CA
I got all American and Kenpoed your a$$, as well as karated it.

Yes Joel, I think the implication is that he is a butthead.

huhuhuh, you said butt...

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#158087 - 06/19/05 09:37 PM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: BuDoc]
butterfly Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 3012
Loc: Torrance, CA
Muy Thaid....hmm?! I have had a bender or two in my youth that suggested too much consumption of alcohol may indeed deliver said effect without the need for an attacker.

-B

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#158088 - 06/19/05 09:37 PM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: JoelM]
eyrie Offline
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Registered: 12/28/04
Posts: 3106
Loc: QLD, Australia
Me: Uh, yeah, Officer Joel, we was sitting out on the porch ya know, smokin ($h!t) and drinkin. My boy starts saying some $h!t to this cat that rolls up on a bike. One thing leads to another and this cat jumps off the bike like Jet Li and attempted to Kung Fu my a$$.

JoelM: So what did you do?

Me: So I ah-key-doh'd his a$$.

JoelM: You "aikido'd" his a$$???? (Trying hard not to laugh)

Me: Uh yeah...

JoelM: So how come he's sustained a head and face laceration?

Me: Likes ah sez, I aikido'd his a$$ and BADABINGBADABOOM, he ends up on his a$$ all over the pavement....


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#158089 - 06/19/05 10:25 PM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: BuDoc]
KiDoHae Offline
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Registered: 06/29/04
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He "Billy Jacked my a$$" = hapkido

(I'm dating myself of course.)

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#158090 - 06/19/05 10:49 PM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: KiDoHae]
JoelM Offline
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Registered: 07/26/04
Posts: 6355
Loc: Georgia, USA
Billy who? I've dated myself before...lonely times. But those are stories for another forum.

I like this one:I just escrima'd his a$$!!
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#158091 - 06/19/05 10:59 PM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: JoelM]
eyrie Offline
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Registered: 12/28/04
Posts: 3106
Loc: QLD, Australia
LOL! In some backwater locales, I think it would be ice-creama'd his a$$!

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#158092 - 06/19/05 11:04 PM Re: Your MA as a verb [Re: eyrie]
JoelM Offline
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Registered: 07/26/04
Posts: 6355
Loc: Georgia, USA
"Hey there, Bobby. Whacha doin'?"

"Practicin this here martial art, Charlie."

"Oh yeah, what's it called?"

"Ice-screama cookie-do"

"Wow, that there's a fancy name!"

"I know, I learned directly from the Grandmasters, Guro Ben and Guro Jerry."
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