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#145003 - 06/08/05 08:45 AM
Re: About Chi Balls
[Re: Kempoman]
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Registered: 07/16/03
Posts: 1656
Loc: Colorado, USA
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Do you have a price break if I want multiple titles?
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#145004 - 06/08/05 02:17 PM
Re: About Chi Balls
[Re: Fisherman]
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 4064
Loc: Limbo
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Kempoman and i are working together to form a national organization. We will certify rank and issue titles provided you show proof of your training. All we need is a letter signed by you stating the number of years you have been training, either in a dojo, on your own or with a friend and your payment of $50. We understand the great advances made in the martial arts through self training and will reward your steadfast devotion to self teaching with certification in our national organization and recognition of your title of Supersokedrgreatgrandmaster shihan (means founder) for an additional fee. Our fees are as follows.
Rank certificates
1st-4th dan = $50
5th-8th dan = $100
9th dan = $150
10th dan = $200
Any ranks above 10th are subject to additional fees. All certificates are printed on authentic antique scrolls. You can also rank your students and friends through us.
Titles
Soke = $400
Register your systems name = $300
Doctorate in martial science = $500
Professor title = $200
Shihan (means founder) title = $300
We will also be selling the secrets of the kiblast, kiflame, kishield and levitation to a very select few for $2000. As you may well know we only say they don't exist because we don't want anyone to find out our secrets. What everyone doesn't know is they can become a true master in their own garage with nothing more than a little imagination, some basic meditation, and a book.
The nominees for the Soke Hall of Fame will be contacted shortly. You must attend the ceremony to receive your award tickets are $300. If not nominated you can still be nominated for an additional $500.
We take the martial arts very seriously and believe the true path is through your back yard. Who needs to be taught when you can teach yourself? You can do a better job anyway, right?
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#145005 - 06/08/05 03:11 PM
Re: About Chi Balls
[Re: laf7773]
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Registered: 11/15/00
Posts: 1484
Loc: Houston, TX
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I am so very exicited to be a part of the new rank recognition organization. We have culled the nominations for the name of the organization down to the following:
Fedration for Adanced Rank Tests (F.A.R.T)
International Directory of Incredibly Official Titles (I.D.I.O.T)
Consortium of Rapidly Advancing Pretenders (C.R.A.P)
and finally
the World Hombu Organization of Registered e-Masters (W.H.O.R.e)
Thank you,
Kempo(bloated MA resume to follow)man
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#145007 - 06/12/05 03:48 AM
Re: About Chi Balls
[Re: Michael_Huynh]
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 4064
Loc: Limbo
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Originally posted by Kempoman in response to Michael_Huynh(in the wrong section  ) Quote:
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If you can really perfom a chi ball then how do you perform it, hand position, energy use, or what?
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I really don't know what to say about this seemingly connected string of words.
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yall need to find out if chi balls are real cause i say they are,
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Really, we should find out if chi balls are real because you say they are? WTF is it with you people? Do you not know how to read?('Tis obvious you don't know how to write)
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even though i havent been able to perfom a chi ball yet i still atempt to perform one.
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For some reason I want to put the comma here:
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even though i havent been able to perfom a chi ball yet,i still atempt to perform one.
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I think it illustrates my point better.
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oh yeah 1 more question i dont train with a instructor but still do martial arts train most of the time 6/7 days for a week, getting better by the minute,
does that still say i can perfom the martial arts good,
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Are you using a random nonsense generator for these posts?
Please allow me to attempt to communicate with it...
You should continue to atempt to perfrom the chi ball, even though you havent been able to perfom one. Keep training 6/7 days for the week and we'll keep looking into the chi ball mystery for you.
Kempo(aarrrggghhh!!!)man
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#145008 - 06/12/05 06:57 AM
Re: About Chi Balls
[Re: Kempoman]
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Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 1785
Loc: Chatham Kent UK
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I am so very exicited to be a part of the new rank recognition organization. We have culled the nominations for the name of the organization down to the following:
Fedration for Adanced Rank Tests (F.A.R.T)
International Directory of Incredibly Official Titles (I.D.I.O.T)
Consortium of Rapidly Advancing Pretenders (C.R.A.P)
and finally
the World Hombu Organization of Registered e-Masters (W.H.O.R.e)
Thank you,
Kempo(bloated MA resume to follow)man
Of course you forgot the Federated Union of Chinese Karate...
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#145009 - 06/12/05 03:21 PM
Re: About Chi Balls
[Re: Inuyasha]
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Registered: 01/13/05
Posts: 11399
Loc: Cambridge UK.
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What do you do after you can make Chi balls? What is the next step?
I like to cook em in a nice tomatoe sauce and serve on hot fresh made spaghetti.
oh yeah, what about the Combined Organisation for Contact Karate. (C.O.C.K.) 
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