Each one of these needs to be followed by a drum-riff (Ba-doom Bom...tiisshhh)
* I saw a Japanese and American businessman meet one time: The American bowed and the Japanese guy shook his head.
* You know you are obsessed when you are diagnosed with
(The irrational fear of being surprize attacked by Ninjas hiding in your house)
* You use the words "One does..." instead of using the words "I do..." like a cheap MA flick:
- "One does not know the answer to such things."
- "Do as one says, not as one does."
- "One does love you."
* You're obsessed if work interferes with your class and forum time.
* (drawing on oldman's earlier funny) You get cologin implants in your first two knuckles.
* How you can tell if you are McObsessed: You bow in seiza at Elvis' grave.