Ever hear of the Special Olympics? Somehow I don't think that's right.... there's just something wrong about it.... I think South Park can put it in better words than me "...and you definitely know that 'were all going to hell for watching retarded kids racing against each other... Right you are Kip" or something to that extent.
Your BJJ skills are no match for my Shim Bun Do skilllzz!! *Swats at groundfighter*