My dear preying mantis (by the way an interesting species where the female consumes the male after mating if I remember correctly) so if you c** you end up going anyhow),
This is a story discussion group.
Food stories are as welcome as the ones where leges are mangled.
In fact under the right conditions, really hot chili is a martial practice, killing your opponent with their food.
bushi no te isshinryu
BTW, you'll note I am who I am.