When the forum has a need, people volunteer or get volunteered.
The admins then take a look, decide who has shown the ability to wield the vast power that mods are given without succumbing to the dark side.
A ritual is then performed, using a live chicken and sacrificial virgin, the skies turn black, the earth cracks and rumbles and the godlike powers of a moderator are bestowed upon the anointed one.
We are then turned loose upon the unsuspecting masses, who grovel and worship us in our resplendence!
