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#110248 - 04/08/04 09:26 PM Can't win for losing.
Jamoni Offline
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Registered: 01/17/03
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Loc: St. Louis, MO, USA
So I'm riding my skateboard down the street, and a cop tells me I have to ride it on the sidewalk. I explain to him that it's illegal to ride a non-motorized wheeled vehicle on a sidewalk. He tells me I have to. Okaaaaay. So five minutes later another cop stops and tells me I can't ride my skateboard on the sidewalk, I have to ride it on the street. Next one pulls this garbage, I'm going to make him write me a ticket so his buddies can give him some crap at the station.
"Hey Larry, heard you got a skateboarder! Good bust, man!"

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#110249 - 04/17/04 09:12 PM Re: Can't win for losing.
nekogami13 V2.0 Offline
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Registered: 04/10/04
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Loc: Texas, USA
Take the hint you unwashed criminalistic punk, your kinds not wanted around here!!!! [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

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#110250 - 04/18/04 08:37 AM Re: Can't win for losing.
Jamoni Offline
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LOL. MY kind pays their salaries. My kind rides my skateboard to the bar so I won't drive home drunk. But I am an unwashed punk.

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#110251 - 04/18/04 05:25 PM Re: Can't win for losing.
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Skateboarding is dangerous. I have just proved this through the expedient of rendering both arms non-functional. I tried to drop in on an 8' ramp today. OUCH. My head and arms hit so hard that my helmet and pads were basically destroyed. My helmet is cracked, has a big flat spot on the back, and the plastic seperated from the foam. My right elbow pad split. My right palm is swollen to baseball size, and for some reason my right bicep hurts real bad. And my left elbow is just throbbing. If I wasn't wearing safety gear there is no doubt I'd be hospitalized right now. Remember: "When Street fighting, Street always win."

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#110252 - 04/18/04 10:27 PM Re: Can't win for losing.
CanuckMA Offline
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Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 570
Loc: Toronto, ON, Canada
Still sounds like you should be hospitalized. [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif[/IMG]

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#110253 - 04/19/04 11:07 AM Re: Can't win for losing.
Yoseikan Student Offline
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Loc: UK
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jamoni:
I have just proved this through the expedient of rendering both arms non-functional. B][/QUOTE]

owch!

I'm guessing that you have remarkably dextrous toes. [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif[/IMG]

Al

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#110254 - 04/19/04 06:11 PM Re: Can't win for losing.
Jamoni Offline
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I might have, if I hadn't broken half of them doing hapkido. Hmmm, I wonder if I should pick up a less dangerous hobby, like train dodging or running with the bulls?

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