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#102334 - 04/01/05 02:07 AM Bart Simpon and MA
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I don't know why, but reading some posts here lately has reminded of the Simpons episode where Bart tries to learn Karate. Does anyone remember that one? It's pretty old. Sorry off topic a bit.

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#102335 - 04/01/05 10:25 AM Re: Bart Simpon and MA
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Yah I remeber that one, his father wants to know what he learned and he says that he learned the Touch of death. Than his sister gets picked on by bullies and looks for Bart to protect her. lol good episode.

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#102336 - 04/01/05 10:19 PM Re: Bart Simpon and MA
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What about Spongebob and the squirrel playing kah-rah-tay!LOL! Yeah,I have kids. [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif[/IMG]

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#102337 - 04/01/05 11:40 PM Re: Bart Simpon and MA
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by JayJay:
I don't know why, but reading some posts here lately has reminded of the Simpons episode where Bart tries to learn Karate. Does anyone remember that one? It's pretty old. Sorry off topic a bit.[/QUOTE]

One of the good ol' eps.
Then Homer tried to teach him to fight, "fight dirty and hit em in the family jewels". So Bart remembers this during a fight with Nelson, throws dirt in his eyes and punches him, but it does absolutely nothing!.....
Wow, I should really stop now....

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#102338 - 04/02/05 02:51 AM Re: Bart Simpon and MA
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Does anyone remember the classic "STOP! I'M A HEMOPHILIAC" defence?

Absolute gold.

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#102339 - 04/03/05 05:24 AM Re: Bart Simpon and MA
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I love the "Big Brother" one after Homer fights Tom. At the end.

Bart: Dad, can you teach me how to fight like that?

Homer: Sure boy. First you gotta screech like a woman and start sobbing until he turns away in digust. That when its time to kick some back! And when he's lying down on the ground, kick him in the ribs, step on his neck and run like hell!"

lol! Golden advise! [IMG]http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif[/IMG]

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